• threepac1121 05 Aug 2019 06:52 CST
    damn what did scott pilgrim ever do to y'all
  • isobelbanks 08 Aug 2019 09:21 CST
    maybe this is just a bad song
  • MasterIruka 08 Aug 2019 23:58 CST
    what the fuck am i supposed to think about this, ive never been so conflicted
    like hes right but
    this is my exact type of woman
  • Seahorste 09 Aug 2019 01:06 CST
    I wouldn’t even be surprised if this dude y’all are calling an incel gets plenty of pussy, dude is funny and that’s really all it takes lmfao
  • KHsonicdude23 09 Aug 2019 06:33 CST
    This is really fucking funny, who cares if the singer's an incel this shit made me laugh. Especially the "I'd still hit it if I could" line.
  • freepressandcurl 09 Aug 2019 19:40 CST
    yeah man, totally not hating on it because it’s a poorly made piece of misogynistic lo-fi punk
  • threepac1121 09 Aug 2019 23:39 CST
    Awful, awful vocals. Most annoying song of the year. Zero effort

    also bruh I'm a guy and even I want to look like Ramona Flowers
  • freepressandcurl 10 Aug 2019 08:45 CST
    Comedy still projects a message though, is a “joke” void of criticism now? Yeah, it’s a joke, but the message it preaches is one of hatred towards “a whole generation of women”. Unless, of course, the musician is satirising the views he is projecting and I hadn’t realised.
  • evange1yne 10 Aug 2019 17:42 CST
    d'oh no one likes my lo-fi music about me being sad i gotta become a misogynist now
  • freepressandcurl 10 Aug 2019 18:11 CST
    but the artist never stated that they’re talking about a specific type of person, only “a whole generation of women”. is assuming something the artist never stated not a bit too convenient?
  • Seahorste 10 Aug 2019 19:05 CST
    I just don’t think this shit is supposed to be taken so literally, it’s so obviously just meant to rustle feathers, he probably didn’t think about it that damn hard lol.
  • freepressandcurl 10 Aug 2019 19:13 CST
    I guess that’s just the way you interpreted it, but I’m still not totally convinced. Yeah, the song was probs made to “rustle feathers”, totally, but it still seems way too convenient to dismiss everything the artist says as not to be “taken so literally” when: nothing here indicated insincerity, and you have countless comments wherever it’s posted stating how “true” and “accurate” everything he says is. like, isn’t the way the audience interpreted something more important than what the artist intended, anyway?
  • freepressandcurl 11 Aug 2019 02:12 CST
    https://youtu.be/LPn0KFlbqX8
  • freepressandcurl 11 Aug 2019 02:35 CST
    also was that some sort of defense^^^? you literally just reinforced my perspective even more, and put your cesspool of hatred on unrestrained public display. this is a misogynistic song revered by misogynists — that was my argument, and you’ve just agreed with me. i guess that’s not really insulting towards you and ur like-minded peers, though, considering it’s something you wear on your sleeves.

    or, let me guess, the arthoes are the real misogynists because they challenge the ‘traditional woman’!!! and you actually love “normal, conservative women” because they subscribe to old, judeo-christian values unlike these new cultural-marxists who choose to exercise their personal freedom. nah i’m just joshing you, you’re too sane to believe that. unless....?
  • Seahorste 11 Aug 2019 03:57 CST
    Not every girl is comparable to Ramona Flowers despite the “entire generation” title. The song itself is p specific while the title isn’t. If you agree with this, then you must agree that it’s not simply misogyny, but distaste for a type of person, which I’m sure you all fucking have so get over yourselves.
  • freepressandcurl 11 Aug 2019 04:32 CST
    that’s fair enough, but I still feel that this distaste for arthoes etc. can be broadened to a distaste for women having freedom to do what they want — that’s how I’d see it, at least. the song, instead of going after interests and expressions, goes down the slut-shaming route for example. ya get me?
  • freepressandcurl 11 Aug 2019 04:36 CST
    like there are definitely aspects of the song which are more biting, general social critiques (like the whole “movie made in Hollywood” bit lol) but there are also definitely aspects of the song where the guy just straight up hates on women, like what I mentioned above.
  • jecist 12 Aug 2019 01:35 CST
    pretty catchy
  • Molten_ 14 Aug 2019 01:22 CST
    I like it and I kinda hate myself for it
  • cubee 14 Aug 2019 05:03 CST
    good song
  • cubee 14 Aug 2019 07:18 CST
    i cant stop listening to it, bros
  • dna313 15 Aug 2019 19:55 CST
    this might be the most based piece of music ever created.
  • a_man_out_of_time 18 Aug 2019 22:14 CST
    I don't know if I'm supposed to complain about the lyrics or not because I can't understand a word that comes out of the singer's mouth. From what I can gather it's Pinkerton but self-aware, which means it's a whole star better than that mess. It's just another insufferable indie personality, just different than ones like Clairo and that guy who sang the song about a prune or some shit.
  • choccomi 21 Aug 2019 17:10 CST
    not even a bad song
  • xAlisonxMossx 21 Aug 2019 18:26 CST
    "it's only a comedy track so far as any punk rock song is a comedy track"
    Well if this wasn't made with comedic intent its even worse and more embarassing than I originally perceived
  • razortongue 29 Aug 2019 12:44 CST
    It's dumb but it made me chuckle at least twice
  • Cacola 19 Sep 2019 01:23 CST
    I mean this song is pretty embarrassing so I'm just following suit
  • SeenitAll 19 Sep 2019 05:37 CST
    The lyrics are actually kinda funny but everything else about it is so lame its just boring overall
  • Micthed 19 Sep 2019 10:13 CST
    I wonder how many people hate this song because it hit a bit too close to home
  • Miniike 19 Sep 2019 11:23 CST
    the movie is only 9 years old and was a big box office flop how does it have the capacity to reach a Whole Generation of women much less ruin them
  • Zorak 19 Sep 2019 12:16 CST
    "Boring": I want to express distaste for this while also being dismissive of it
  • k0haraSingles 20 Sep 2019 19:49 CST
    very catchy, keep it up mister xp. lyrics are kinda eh, wish the second verse wasn't a retread of the first
  • Coldplaz 22 Sep 2019 06:44 CST
    The fact that this song still pisses off so many people makes it way more punk than critic approved garbage like Idles
  • IWantLimeTea 23 Sep 2019 11:28 CST
    i like idles music but nothing about their beliefs are that outside or culturally unacceptable
  • samsatchwill 23 Sep 2019 15:06 CST
    I don't understand the premise behind this song. Does the guy who wrote this really think some random movie influenced an "entire generation" of women? Because the lyrics don't even come off as ironic or funny just really bitter and pathetic.
  • samsatchwill 23 Sep 2019 20:54 CST
    Okay. I just don't see any humor in this. Seems very mean spirited and unfunny. Really one of the worst songs i've ever heard.
  • Farboro 24 Sep 2019 05:54 CST
    why do you idiots think that punk music is all about pissing people off and saying things that are deemed culturally unacceptable?
  • Lokki242 24 Sep 2019 08:38 CST
    Do people not realize punk music was about BEING pissed off with bullshit just like this kind of "hahah I'm edgy" attitude?
  • torinn818 24 Sep 2019 14:02 CST
    Also it hurts my soul that Scott Pilgrim gets such a bad reputation because of the terrible movie when the comics are so great
  • emersonfkup 06 Oct 2019 17:36 CST
    dude this song is good bro
  • Watterson 12 Oct 2019 19:16 CST
    Man, like sure the ideas these guys express suck and whatever, but they're literally the only thing that make this release even worth mentioning.
  • C001 17 Oct 2019 05:43 CST
    That linked video thumbnail is repulsive
  • Delete_Forever 26 Oct 2019 08:29 CST
    good song lol dont take it too seriously
  • Carrot_Junkie 30 Oct 2019 07:39 CST
    I'm surprised nobody is talking about those horrifically out of tune "oohs" halfway through the song. That sounds like pure audio vomit
  • choccomi 02 Nov 2019 23:11 CST
    even without the lyrics and completely out of context this would be a fun tune. just literally not that bad musically
  • gay_ 07 Nov 2019 17:45 CST
    the best part of this is the conceited laugh the vocalist does
  • VirtuallyUnknownnn 09 Nov 2019 22:32 CST
    This is a good humorous track about certain copycat girls but I'm not a big fan of this type of attention that this and my fellow loners seem to give Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. I think it's a very fine movie and I appreciate it's visual style very much. A track like this though could damage its reputation in the near future.
  • threepac1121 27 Nov 2019 23:57 CST
    this twitter post had some great analysis using the actual subject material of the song title to clearly show how bad this song is: https://twitter.com/adequateemily/status/1199899183089639426?s=21 (see the parent post too)
  • Kreft 28 Nov 2019 13:03 CST
    Holy shit this is so embarrassing
  • anahera 29 Nov 2019 11:20 CST
    this is honest to god the worst piece of music i've ever listened to
  • dougalcedo 01 Dec 2019 02:29 CST
    this is embarrassing
  • xihu 06 Dec 2019 09:05 CST
    honestly I'm not sure why anyone would take this seriously at all when the title is the way it is.
  • BigAmphibian 09 Dec 2019 16:36 CST
    Yeah he's pretty based
  • CarPhones 09 Jan 2020 14:32 CST
    Some parts are funny but I dont like how it sounds
  • IWantLimeTea 11 Jan 2020 16:47 CST
    best punk song of 2019
  • lznmsnt 06 Feb 2020 11:46 CST
    well, this is something. not bad, not good
  • badhairday 06 Feb 2020 20:45 CST
    It's easy to be angry at this song if you just listen to the song. If you know what the dude who wrote it looks like, you're more likely to feel pity.
  • 1millionscovilles 22 Feb 2020 15:09 CST
    I wish this wasn't so catchy.

    Seriously though, there are way more offensive punk songs than this that have gone down as "classics".
  • Aportik 24 Feb 2020 22:39 CST
    i don't like nor dislike this song, i'm just glad it exists
  • TwiceStyle 27 Feb 2020 03:38 CST
    even disregarding the lyrics theres absolutely nothing musically redeeming about this
  • Yeagyu 27 Feb 2020 11:50 CST
    I really have no impression of this other than it being musically pleasant and up my alley. lyrics are a bit cringe in places but eh
  • nospr 12 Mar 2020 05:29 CST
    Don't know how to rate this. It's actually pretty funny, but it's a fairly bland indie song with no repeat value.
  • wwwari0mane 27 Mar 2020 20:01 CST
    this is funny. i think it's funny it sounds like a bland indie song because the lyrics themselves alienate the kind of people the song is talking about lol
  • gxorgx 05 Apr 2020 10:29 CST
    can't believe there are actual people who are saying "scott pilgrim ruined an entire generation of women" while completely ignoring the irreversible damage that filthy frank did to men
  • Travis_Bickle_Abides 08 Apr 2020 22:46 CST
    The worst part about the song is the title, it makes you think of some neckbeard who wishes they lived in Mad Men.
  • flowerpup 24 Apr 2020 14:24 CST
    really just a simp song for guys who are mad that alt girls dont want them to "hit that", if it wasn't for this duds other music i could legit see it being a song about embarrassing nerd guys who call these "art hoes" whores but it really justy is a manifestation of their pent up sexual rage so instead of acknowledge their own shitty traits they blame everyone else, when it the end they still think "But honestly I'd still hit if I could", but this guy doesnt seem that self aware and just aware his music is garbage
  • cmski29 25 Apr 2020 08:27 CST
    based and i'd even go as far to say that it is also extremely, dare i say it, redpilled
  • Dubbaking 11 May 2020 23:13 CST
    Most of the song is disgusting but I'll admit that "she's a teenage dream if you hate yourself" got a mild chuckle out of me. Listen, I never claimed I was a perfect person.
  • ACanOfFroosh 12 May 2020 15:35 CST
    "it's inherently left leaning and if you wanna argue that then I'm pretty sure that with a genre that has bands like Millions of Dead Cops, Discharge and Dead Kennedys, it's kinda hard to argue that it's anything but that"

    Except those bands came about ten years after punk's inception?
  • ACanOfFroosh 12 May 2020 15:37 CST
    Punk was made by bands like The Stooges, Ramones and Sex Pistols, all of which are fronted by right wingers.
  • AntonioZee 12 May 2020 16:20 CST
    Yes that was the inception but the majority of almost all punk is left wing in some way shape or form. Plus, Johnny Lydon's a sellout who put his band's name on fucking credit cards in spite of shouting anarchy, Marky Ramone was the only Republican in the group and the other members weren't at all fond of it, and Iggy Pop isn't even right leaning lmao he's non-partisan. It's foolish to deny that almost all punk past its inception is left leaning since the right is the status quo
  • AntonioZee 12 May 2020 16:33 CST
    Genres can evolve and punk did so in a pretty rapid period of time and has pretty much maintained a similar belief system ever since then, plus if we wanna talk about its founders, did The Clash ever cross your mind? They were one of the biggest groups near its inception and you'd have to be dense to say that they weren't left leaning
  • xmarcsthescot 13 May 2020 14:07 CST
    This could've been a really good song, but the "comedy" just doesn't land at all. It just ends up being more obnoxious than anything any liberal art girl has ever done.
  • Farboro 16 May 2020 09:20 CST
    Genuinely one of the worst songs ever recorded. It’s astonishingly atrocious. Only way I can imagine anyone enjoying it is if they agree with its message
  • CoalFelps 19 May 2020 09:49 CST
    LOL, this song is still sitting in Mad Online people's heads rent-free almost a year later. If that ain't a legacy, I don't know what is
  • nvandenh 19 May 2020 19:20 CST
    lmao the lyrics of this are so lame bro sounds like a hall monitor
  • packtsardines 20 May 2020 23:36 CST
    songs sounds decent, lyrics are fucking terrible
  • TheBoiBaz 21 May 2020 07:05 CST
    I feel like the whole manic pixie dream girl thing that scott pilgrim started ruined men by thinking that these women like Ramona exist rather than making women act like them lol
  • Dan_Sucks 23 May 2020 14:58 CST
    i am amazed this song recieved so much attention lol
  • flowerpup 26 May 2020 13:01 CST
    really just the indie rock version of Tom MacDonald, try to provoke people cus the music on its own is just to bland to even notice otherwise. the song makes me less mad than the people trying to defend it
  • flowerpup 26 May 2020 13:45 CST
    the discourse around this song is fun tho, more fun than the song itself
  • gxorgx 26 May 2020 21:04 CST
    "That’s...that’s literally the purpose of the song though. It achieved its goal."
    imagine trying to justify liking a bad song based on how mad it makes people lol. try harder edgelord
  • mohee 27 May 2020 03:01 CST
    was enjoying it for like a solid 20 seconds then it got annoying.
  • mohee 27 May 2020 03:08 CST
    i get what he's saying but i really disagree with the sentiment
  • robotfrom1984 29 May 2020 01:13 CST
    Song itself sucks without lyrics
  • SomewhereNice 02 Jun 2020 11:04 CST
    it's obviously bait but lowkey the chord progression is begging to be a pop hit someday
  • SomewhereNice 02 Jun 2020 11:09 CST
    if you are in anyway similar to the girl being described in this song give me a chance
  • speaktome_tellmewhy 06 Jun 2020 18:17 CST
    tbh this song isn't misogynist. its just a light-hearted song about e-girls.
  • Carrot_Junkie 06 Jun 2020 19:51 CST
    The worst thing about this song isn't the lyrics and the general shittiness of them. It's just garden variety incel talk from an actual incel.

    The worst thing is how fucking out of tune those "ooooohs" are. Seriously, why isn't anyone paying attention to how offensive they sound? It's pure auditory diarrhea.
  • Carrot_Junkie 06 Jun 2020 19:52 CST
    And yeah, I know it's lo-fi, but plenty of lo-fi musicians can sing in fucking tune and the ones who don't are also garbage.
  • speaktome_tellmewhy 06 Jun 2020 21:00 CST
    thats actually the best thing about it @carrot
  • Snappington1 05 Jul 2020 21:34 CST
    A masterpiece. Truly the musical equivalent of shouting the n word in a mall and being fake confused about why people don't like you.
  • Chronoclast 14 Jul 2020 11:33 CST
    best song of 2019
  • KennyGreggs 18 Jul 2020 12:37 CST
    song music
  • Loungers 18 Jul 2020 18:49 CST
    based, but only because the music video destroys death grips.
  • hellobruh 19 Jul 2020 11:35 CST
    This song is scary
  • anthoneybap 20 Jul 2020 21:49 CST
    Would like this song if it didn't sound like the beach boys.
  • memori_mentho 29 Jul 2020 14:35 CST
    left at london should release her parody of this track under the pseudonym Tive XP
  • aphexgothicc 30 Jul 2020 13:04 CST
    how far did n*gative xp miss the mark... scott pilgrim tought men that it was okay to be inept in realationships and to wear baseball tees / messenger bags and that was the real destructive effects..
  • LectricLord 01 Aug 2020 16:35 CST
    SoSheolH's review is so bad lol. It's so brave and anti-conformist to mock people for having dyed hair and generalize women apparently.
  • atineholditdine 03 Aug 2020 14:58 CST
    This song is hilarious. Srsly, but in so many of these hyper-left over-hyped cities these chicks exist everywhere.
  • xAlisonxMossx 07 Aug 2020 20:28 CST
    Guys this can't be misogynistic, one woman likes it!
  • xAlisonxMossx 07 Aug 2020 20:30 CST
    I don't think anyone should be taking the opinion of what is and isn't sexist from someone who uses the word "sluts" to degrade women just for having sex, lmao
  • sunsetride 09 Aug 2020 10:17 CST
    This is definitely a song that deserves to be played live
  • saucelordmark 12 Aug 2020 17:16 CST
    I wish this guy made better music because i do feel sympathetic to incels just like i feel sympathetic to people who join gangs. drill music is actually good tho and a lot of it gives a good representation of the energy of their environment and lifestyle. if negative xp made more interesting songs then it would be a good way to shine a light on “incel” culture and show how emotionally frustrated a lot of young men on there internet are.
  • JoLeKosovo 18 Aug 2020 04:59 CST
    I can see where saucelordmark is coming from, but I think the vast, vast majority of incels will inevitably phrase their thoughts in an unrefined way because the basis of the culture is pretty much jumping to extreme conclusions. Some stuff that often gets memed as being incel when it really isn't might help understand the basis of the perspective, but from a less extreme point of view.
  • noalbumisperfect 18 Aug 2020 14:46 CST
    Yeah this is pretty funny
  • xAlisonxMossx 26 Aug 2020 15:46 CST
    I mean the song is offensive but the worst thing about is just how pathetically bitter it sounds, you can say it's just a silly joke song but to me you can clearly hear that this is obviously coming from a place of sincere anger and it's really fucking sad, not in a way that warrants empathy just in a "wow, how much of a disenfranchised loser do you have to be to make this" way
  • kleptomato 31 Aug 2020 09:17 CST
    yea this song is really lame lmao
  • robotfrom1984 03 Sep 2020 14:32 CST
    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women ruined Scott Pilgrim vs. the World but coronavirus ruined everything.
  • crysafty 05 Sep 2020 02:04 CST
    i feel like in a backwards way this is more callous and objectionable than intentionally offensive shit like brainbombs because these guys are so far into their own little incel world that it comes off as one hundred percent sincere and even if it isn't sincere it's sure as hell not funny
  • mechawalrus 10 Sep 2020 22:30 CST
    i'm sure everyone loves that this song makes people seethe, but let's not kid ourselves, commies aren't people
  • KHsonicdude23 11 Sep 2020 03:30 CST
    Thank you Negative XP for giving Scott Pilgrim enough cultural relevance to get the beat 'em up game re-released, that game was sick
  • TitsMcghehey 20 Sep 2020 14:04 CST
    this song hit such a collective nerve cause it's true, lol
  • Chronoclast 24 Sep 2020 08:59 CST
    i'd like a collab between this dude and hobo johnson
  • brucetoast64 25 Sep 2020 10:53 CST
    i don’t remember the last time a song made me feel this horrible about the world and the people living in it
  • nonexistentglory 26 Sep 2020 05:55 CST
    "punk is inherently about being angry with society and how it goes against what you think is the proper way to do things."
    This is exactly what this song is about lol.
    "if you want right-wing punk go write a song about how we should bring back monarchies" Monarchy(political system) and society(which includes some certain groups of the population, young women for example) are kinda different things, mmkay?
  • nonexistentglory 26 Sep 2020 06:35 CST
    Take Minor Threat, for instance. I'm pretty sure that this classic (hardcore) punk band is mostly known for the "protest" against the lifestyle of their degenerate peers who used to drink alcohol, smoke shit, fuck around, etc. Doesn't this sound similar? So yeah, besides political topics(which this song also brings up a bit), punk was always about a bunch of outcasts(incels, huh) being angry at current trends in society, influenced by mass media and consumerism culture, and just about being angry at any other people from their generation, like school bullies or dumbass colleagues/bosses or pretty much whoever surrounds them.
    The only difference between Negative XP and your average trve punk band is that their lyrical content is more offensive, which only makes them even more punk then, I guess
  • Flipty_flop 26 Sep 2020 08:00 CST
    it's not a misogyny if you hate a girl because of her stupid political views
  • thederpylink 01 Oct 2020 06:24 CST
    i like it!
  • Thickman900 01 Oct 2020 17:22 CST
    A lot of people are acting like he is taking a crusade against modern woman. No, he just hates women, and it's pretty clear from reading the lyrics. Like it it really a problem if someone has sex, or has BPD. My favorite line is "[she] Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool". Like lol how do you take this seriously.
  • JoLeKosovo 03 Oct 2020 13:09 CST
    Thickman900 while that's likely, nothing in the lyrics really explictly criticize women in general, though they show indeed that he blames women for having BPD or sex. What I don't get is the poeple who say "it's more directed at simps than e-girls". "Only pedophiles in denial
    Think she's anything worth while" is the closest it comes to doing that, but even then, it's just saying that the girl is worthless and that you're degrading yourself by seeking a relationship with her. And the other two lyrics referencing guys just shows that she's manipulative and cold, again, not a crticism of the guy. Yeah, I'm overthinking this, but I wanted to address this common point in the discussion.
  • wonderfulrainbow 26 Oct 2020 13:28 CST
    half irony half sincerity all absolute garbage
  • Electrode6 30 Oct 2020 05:10 CST
    That magical monkey essay is on point
  • Lopeta 30 Oct 2020 09:44 CST
    4chan's /b/ & /pol/ Ruined a Whole Generation of Men
  • _LogiBear_ 09 Nov 2020 12:34 CST
    but he’s a renowned incel who has affirmed his music isn’t satire lol ^
  • BROCKHAMPTON 10 Nov 2020 14:45 CST
    people that like this song deserve no love (they don't get any anyway but still)
  • tozper 11 Nov 2020 09:09 CST
    a fucking loser making music for fucking losers
  • xmarcsthescot 11 Nov 2020 10:35 CST
    #6,645 overall
  • corbdog 13 Nov 2020 23:16 CST
    Cry harder
  • mohee 14 Nov 2020 21:07 CST
    hold on i gotta read this magical monkey review
  • TheDoctor64 15 Nov 2020 12:57 CST
    I come here once in a while to see if someone still cares about this talentless hack.
  • 2na 15 Nov 2020 18:43 CST
    considering liking this song just because of how mad it makes people
  • voodooray 16 Nov 2020 08:58 CST
    #6,645 overall [2]
  • stillinsearchofsunshine 19 Nov 2020 05:05 CST
    how is this #6,645 overall with a 1.95 average that doesn't even make sense
  • b1ackjack 19 Nov 2020 08:13 CST
    it's not a misogyny if you hate a girl because of her stupid political views [2]
  • Zorak 19 Nov 2020 09:23 CST
    Jeez this comment box is still going, you love to see it
  • Carrot_Junkie 19 Nov 2020 20:44 CST
    "The only difference between Negative XP and your average trve punk band is that their lyrical content is more offensive, which only makes them even more punk then, I guess"

    Also the vast majority of those old school bands could fucking sing in tune
  • alienthecreator 20 Nov 2020 09:25 CST
    oh and also, punk bands didn't sang "WAHMEN CAN'T SLEEP WITH ME BC THEY EVIL" type of shit
  • TheDoctor64 20 Nov 2020 21:57 CST
    "how is this #6,645 overall with a 1.95 average that doesn't even make sense"
    only releases with more than 250 ratings chart overall.
  • Worrski 22 Nov 2020 00:15 CST
    This guy joined a discord I was in and promptly got himself banned 10 minutes later for making a joke about killing all Palestinians.
  • MasterIruka 22 Nov 2020 15:54 CST
    should be #1 all time
  • spookypurpp 22 Nov 2020 19:41 CST
    incelcore lmao
  • ktfjulien 23 Nov 2020 03:38 CST
    "this guy should cut his dick off and feed that to poor kids in Africa because he does not use it."

    Delete.
  • JGar40 23 Nov 2020 14:51 CST
    This truly did revolutionize music
  • 2na 23 Nov 2020 16:33 CST
    ^
  • MisteroO 24 Nov 2020 06:27 CST
    Magical_Monkey review is kinda fkn epic ngl
  • Molten_ 27 Nov 2020 02:05 CST
    this is basically the modern equivalent to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
  • SuperSuuSGamr 27 Nov 2020 22:29 CST
    lmao based
  • UmbranStar 02 Dec 2020 00:35 CST
    Magical_Monkey review is kinda fkn epic ngl

    "The idea that punk is simply offending people removes punk from its historical context and perverts and diminishes the very real, very tangible political struggles that informed it."
    Perfect quote to summarize this all
  • Toadfan64 04 Dec 2020 01:27 CST
    Catchy fun song with obvious irony. RYM should lighten up once in awhile.

    Seeing the Twitter clowns and 4chan folk fight in the YT comment section on the video is some gold though.
  • Chronoclast 04 Dec 2020 08:19 CST
    never forget to have this song as your behavioural bible
  • Zorak 05 Dec 2020 20:00 CST
    #6,666 overall

    Holy shit
  • symony 06 Dec 2020 13:02 CST
    if you like this song you're the worst kind of person
  • appleminer 10 Dec 2020 21:56 CST
    ''''''ironic''''''''
  • appleminer 10 Dec 2020 21:58 CST
    but ngl i just come here to read magical monkey's review again its so nice
  • lunawatermelonpatch 11 Dec 2020 17:33 CST
    you guys are really good at reciting information about punk music history you read on the internet !
  • Magical_Monkey 11 Dec 2020 18:35 CST
    @appleminer thanks for your nice comment :) means a lot to me!
  • WhereAreWeSeeing 12 Dec 2020 01:19 CST
    Punk music isn't political
  • ktfjulien 14 Dec 2020 00:19 CST
    Yes it is
  • alvingrows 16 Dec 2020 11:05 CST
    no it isn't, most punks were just anti-establishment but not really political. if punk was political then john lyndon, the misfits and half of the ramones wouldnt be conservative. everyone knows "nazi punks fuck off" but nobody ever seems to think why there were even nazi punks in the first place
  • alvingrows 16 Dec 2020 11:12 CST
    also yeah, this isnt real punk, but thats mostly because the political and cultural zeitgeist that created punk isn't here anymore, not because of the message of this particular song
  • brassporky 20 Dec 2020 00:12 CST
    "most punks were just anti-establishment but not really political"

    p sure this is a political stance
  • Dan_Sucks 20 Dec 2020 16:09 CST
    u know what he meant porky :p
  • TarotSport 21 Dec 2020 10:55 CST
    Music for people who order milk at bars
  • Edgyswingsetacid 21 Dec 2020 22:40 CST
    lyrics aside this song poop
  • 2na 22 Dec 2020 09:12 CST
    "Punk music isn't political" congrats on being the dumbest motherfucker on this entire site
  • IWantLimeTea 22 Dec 2020 22:22 CST
    punk music isn't always political, it just was a lot of the time
  • Maxwellvv 24 Dec 2020 19:30 CST
    When did this go below 2?
  • Ensix 27 Dec 2020 21:23 CST
    this comment box 🍿
  • Ensix 27 Dec 2020 21:24 CST
    that was a popcorn emoji but ig rym fucked it up lol
  • Zenophyx 30 Dec 2020 09:40 CST
    lol at the review 'If this is a joke song, then why am I not laughing?'. It's almost like different people find different stuff funny.
  • Magical_Monkey 31 Dec 2020 12:45 CST
    the dogeposter returns
  • choc_eClaire 03 Jan 2021 06:17 CST
    reminder that this guy searches his own name on Twitter to yell at you if you criticise him
  • TheDoctor64 03 Jan 2021 19:55 CST
    ^what zero pussy does to a mfer
  • Zenophyx 04 Jan 2021 14:32 CST
    the dogeposter never leaves (except for when they delete my comments :()
  • oreomilkshake 08 Jan 2021 13:39 CST
    The lyrics sound like something a Twitter user with a loli avi and “1488” in their bio would write
  • JoLeKosovo 10 Jan 2021 02:26 CST
    wats 1488
  • choc_eClaire 11 Jan 2021 18:39 CST
    Nazi symbolism
  • shanni20 12 Jan 2021 16:49 CST
    Fuck this guy
  • studiorange 12 Jan 2021 18:47 CST
    bro don't play this in front of the hoes
  • drewtwo 12 Jan 2021 19:23 CST
    don't play this at all
  • DeafTab 13 Jan 2021 10:39 CST
    for those who don't understand the hate, it's basically loaded with nazism and misogyny, which means having a strong malice against women.
  • Flipty_flop 16 Jan 2021 08:14 CST
    kids with anime avatars and all kinds of mental diseases in their bios accusing a song of nazism. the film "borat" is way more offensive than this song but has a 3.33 rating here. that's the hypocrisy of an average RYMer. you find no trouble about laughing at a whole nation living on another continent, but when somebody are making fun of you WATCH OUT IT'S NAZISM AND MISOGYNY!
  • oreomilkshake 17 Jan 2021 16:12 CST
    What does this song have to do with nazism
  • airdnis 20 Jan 2021 07:17 CST
    #6,666 overall
  • torinn818 20 Jan 2021 12:47 CST
    "shooter is asian cmon man i get the misogyny part but hes literally asian he cant be a natsoc theyd kill him man"

    ...do you know who Germany was allied with in World War II
  • Magical_Monkey 20 Jan 2021 18:36 CST
    ^ oh my god he's a fucking italian
  • robotfrom1984 22 Jan 2021 12:03 CST
    "so cathartic after getting rejected" I'm sorry dude
  • dissociate 22 Jan 2021 13:51 CST
    pretty sure anyone that knows who this person is needs to "go outside" in general whether you like his music or not
  • BradyArgo 27 Jan 2021 01:43 CST
    she saaaaw ramona flowers and felt so empoooowered
  • perishintoxicated 30 Jan 2021 23:32 CST
    Zionism is the new counter culture
  • Tsuyune 01 Feb 2021 05:48 CST
    "...do you know who Germany was allied with in World War II"
    are you saying all asians are japanese
  • TheFunkyBass 02 Feb 2021 09:45 CST
    I think the examples the used for "shitty music" are endearing.
  • tezukababe 03 Feb 2021 16:04 CST
    people sayin negative xp is “punk af” bc he makes ppl angry conveniently forgetting that punk is by definition a leftist thought
  • yerm 05 Feb 2021 01:02 CST
    >psychologytoday
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • Fowlawneeshafow 06 Feb 2021 20:41 CST
    this is the cringiest fucking shit I've ever heard
  • Fowlawneeshafow 06 Feb 2021 20:43 CST
    these homies need to log off the internet and go outside
  • Kempokid 07 Feb 2021 04:17 CST
    Even if this is all just a joke, doesn't change the fact that the song itself is bad and it isn't particularly funny anyway. Attempting to go for a comedic approach doesn't automatically absolve something of all criticism.
  • templeOS 08 Feb 2021 11:06 CST
    "these homies need to log off the internet and go outside"
    >proceeds to rate every negative xp song a 0.5
    delicious irony mmm love it
  • Whayle 11 Feb 2021 21:20 CST
    IT'S SAD TO THINK SHE'S SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER
  • deadass3000 14 Feb 2021 22:11 CST
    Oh brother this guy STINKS
  • Zenophyx 16 Feb 2021 00:12 CST
    ^ sounds you can hear while reading
  • Zorak 16 Feb 2021 18:08 CST
    This comment box is still going
  • JGar40 17 Feb 2021 13:55 CST
    Bad song but people still talk about it so I guess he didn't totally fail
  • torinn818 25 Feb 2021 14:33 CST
    "'...do you know who Germany was allied with in World War II'
    are you saying all asians are japanese"

    Assuming the opposite of "galaxy" is "black hole" then this is a black hole-brained response
  • Zenophyx 01 Mar 2021 07:42 CST
    Negative XP needs to make a sequel so I can laugh at the incels vs white knights war in this shoutbox again
  • dragonoid297 03 Mar 2021 02:40 CST
    too many simps here ngl
  • bannedfromtv 03 Mar 2021 17:33 CST
    how is mocking egirls / art hoes misogynistic they're just pathetic
  • Hollweg 04 Mar 2021 22:02 CST
    Can't believe this is near 1k ratings lol
  • wryn_ 05 Mar 2021 04:58 CST
    i honestly thought this was just a meme song by a rym user until it got recommended to me on youtube
  • robotfrom1984 09 Mar 2021 01:17 CST
    i honestly thought this was just a meme song by a rym user until it got recommended to me on youtube [2]
  • ElioMM 09 Mar 2021 20:36 CST
    "people sayin negative xp is “punk af” bc he makes ppl angry conveniently forgetting that punk is by definition a leftist thought"

    seems like you forgot that movements like Oi! or RAC existed in the past

    + the fact that punk was primally a leftist movement does not prevent people from other polical views to have similar attitude or get similar thoughts like rebellion or anti-consumerism
  • JGar40 09 Mar 2021 23:51 CST
    "how is mocking egirls / art hoes misogynistic they're just pathetic"

    I could understand this if the characteristics of the woman in the song weren't so generic it could be any woman. Oh no she drinks, dyes her hair, and has sex what a threat to society! Punk artists have made tracks like this before about groups but usually they actually had a point and didn't go after the easiest group possible.
  • Mur96 10 Mar 2021 14:11 CST
    People have too much time. This dumb fuck and this whole comment box.
  • Mythologically 10 Mar 2021 23:37 CST
    You have to have a pretty nuts worldview to think the traits this song pokes fun at apply to "any woman" lmao
  • ThelMi 11 Mar 2021 16:22 CST
    2021 and people are still upset about this just proves his point but whatever you do you
  • deadhead000 12 Mar 2021 06:11 CST
    2021 and people are still upset about this just proves his point but whatever you do you [2]
  • plastiquey 13 Mar 2021 00:26 CST
    came back here expecting the comment box to be nuked. surprised!
  • MisteroO 13 Mar 2021 07:05 CST
    Guys, I need help.

    How do I shave my balls?
  • stephano 13 Mar 2021 14:55 CST
    This is honestly a great song
  • Toadfan64 15 Mar 2021 01:35 CST
    "Negative XP needs to make a sequel so I can laugh at the incels vs white knights war in this shoutbox again"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblAMMltbkw

    I mean, he basically made this song again, but retitled it "Toonami Ruined a Whole Generation of Manchildren". And no one was butthurt on that one. At least the weebs got a sense of humor.
  • Zenophyx 15 Mar 2021 23:18 CST
    "People have too much time. This dumb fuck and this whole comment box." Bitch you in this shoutbox too tf
  • BiscuitBuff 16 Mar 2021 21:16 CST
    im jus gonna rate this .5 and try to forget about the misogynists and conservative memers at my old school that the song forced me to think about
  • Tsuyune 18 Mar 2021 19:10 CST
    this is just weezer
  • pablomelomano 19 Mar 2021 20:01 CST
    RYM: this song is misogynist

    also RYM: only 4 women have passed the 4.00 barrier
  • Nowaysis 23 Mar 2021 17:15 CST
    he's basically rivers cuomo who completely gave up any hope of banging
  • LesKen_16 28 Mar 2021 13:30 CST
    i hear he has a wife
  • 2na 29 Mar 2021 09:03 CST
    one of the most important songs of the 2010s love it or hate it
  • 2na 29 Mar 2021 09:06 CST
    I like the "Sam Hyde Ruined an entire generation of boys" parody in the comments of the video
  • zerocaloriesweetener 31 Mar 2021 12:22 CST
    i like them both
  • TheBoiBaz 02 Apr 2021 17:19 CST
    currently browsing some of the funniest rym comment sections, just stopping by
  • sayorikeychains 06 Apr 2021 18:45 CST
    ironically this describes RYMers more than the target person it describes
  • Borbs 08 Apr 2021 08:12 CST
    I don’t know what’s cringier, this comment box or the song.
  • dmmidori 12 Apr 2021 11:11 CST
    song for guys who think women don’t like them because of feminism
  • LuskIsAGoodBand 13 Apr 2021 19:04 CST
    "I hear he has a wife" unless he's one of those dudes who gets married at 22 he's way older than I thought he was lmao.
  • appleminer 15 Apr 2021 01:02 CST
    ironically this describes RYMers more than the target person it describes [2] ngl i would date one of you guys if ever was on a self-destructive spiral
  • deadass 16 Apr 2021 19:19 CST
    is this that coprse husband guy
  • hellobruh 17 Apr 2021 07:30 CST
    This song makes me sick it is such shit
  • MidrangeHell 21 Apr 2021 22:08 CST
    This is ugly music
  • Watermelonday 22 Apr 2021 15:25 CST
    Stay mad
  • appleminer 22 Apr 2021 19:25 CST
    people are defending a /r9k/ post made into a song for 2 years now come on man
  • Debas3rMilly 23 Apr 2021 16:34 CST
    i fucking hate this song so fucking much
  • AntonioZee 23 Apr 2021 19:39 CST
    Pooh shiesty and spottemgottem linked up!!!
  • DevilYoungboy 26 Apr 2021 00:15 CST
    should add misogynistic tag just for this release lol
  • BMMJay 29 Apr 2021 09:47 CST
    Pooh shiesty and spottemgottem linked up!!! [2]
  • AudreyBelrose 29 Apr 2021 20:25 CST
    just found out about women damn that shit sucks
  • DLD493v2 02 May 2021 19:04 CST
    Negative XP is the modern day GG Allin
  • SwagRoosevelt 03 May 2021 16:40 CST
    just found out about women damn that shit sucks [2]
  • landey 09 May 2021 08:35 CST
    awful, fucking bad, etc.
  • smilerrr 11 May 2021 02:41 CST
    Reddit
  • thirsty_ghost 11 May 2021 05:03 CST
    WOW this comment section is straight out of Reddit/4chan
  • dmmidori 11 May 2021 06:51 CST
    embarrassing how misogynistic this site is
  • bankaioken 11 May 2021 08:40 CST
    nfr and ftbc dont have comment boxes but i guess this is just fine
  • CaptainJam 11 May 2021 18:58 CST
    I oughtta call the department and have them run a check on this one. [phone dialing] Hello, Based?
  • dmmidori 12 May 2021 00:02 CST
    brb gonna go dye my hair and have sex with a black guy to further the destruction of western civilization
  • Zenophyx 12 May 2021 07:52 CST
    just found out about women damn that shit sucks [3]
  • Orange_Roses 14 May 2021 22:01 CST
    “Genres: pop punk” :(
  • anthoneybap 15 May 2021 19:32 CST
    The Man who saved punk
  • duke86fan 17 May 2021 23:40 CST
    The exact music that stops you from getting laid
  • SunsetForger 18 May 2021 15:32 CST
    RYM Ruined a Whole Generation of Humans
  • Carrot_Junkie 19 May 2021 13:59 CST
    The Out of Tune Oohs On This Song Ruined a Whole Generation of My Eardrums
  • Carrot_Junkie 19 May 2021 14:00 CST
    Negative XP is the male version of the Tramp Stamps
  • duhas 20 May 2021 05:08 CST
    even if it wasn't an incel song i would still hate it
  • PkHyrule 22 May 2021 07:23 CST
    Negative XP is the male version of the Tramp Stamps [2]
  • BradyArgo 23 May 2021 17:15 CST
    negative xp is better than them actually
  • vsm930 23 May 2021 21:53 CST
    Negative XP is the male version of the Tramp Stamps [3]
  • Orange_Roses 25 May 2021 11:25 CST
    even if it wasn't an incel song i would still hate it [2]
  • vaudevillain 26 May 2021 11:40 CST
    Pooh shiesty and spottemgottem linked up!!! [3]
  • SapatonaAgressiva 27 May 2021 20:13 CST
    I didn't know that until I saw Linda Linda's chat, but I laughed a lot, especially with the lamb
  • SapatonaAgressiva 27 May 2021 20:13 CST
    The worst are the Brazilian “conservatives” saying that this is the new punk KSKSKSKSKS
  • SapatonaAgressiva 27 May 2021 20:14 CST
    lmao
  • Zenophyx 31 May 2021 11:22 CST
    Still going strong. I fucking love how much this annoys some users, free entertainment.
  • b1ackjack 01 Jun 2021 04:06 CST
    ironically this describes RYMers more than the target person it describes [3]
  • HaveACuppaTea 02 Jun 2021 18:46 CST
    one of my friends rated this 3.5.
  • ur_mum_xd 02 Jun 2021 22:26 CST
    looking through this comment box ruined a whole few minutes of my day
  • WheresPoochie 03 Jun 2021 17:50 CST
    Ashamed to say that "Plan B lifetime supply" got a laugh out of me
  • ACanOfFroosh 07 Jun 2021 09:52 CST
    Comment box still active
  • srmxd 07 Jun 2021 16:11 CST
    when paul joseph watson said "Conservatism is the NEW punk rock" is this what he meant by?
  • sayorikeychains 08 Jun 2021 08:19 CST
    Negative XP is the modern day GG Allin [2]
    GG Allin appalled his age group's equivalent of Twitter and RYM comment boxes
  • sayorikeychains 08 Jun 2021 08:24 CST
    if people didn't like this as a pop punk song
    it wouldnt work in any other genre, its not like people from other genres are this mentally ahead of the curve
  • b1ackjack 08 Jun 2021 09:07 CST
    >when paul joseph watson said "Conservatism is the NEW punk rock" is this what he meant by?
    You do realise he's one of the least credible people ever when it comes to music?
  • wipethepastclean 08 Jun 2021 15:30 CST
    "Negative XP is the modern day GG Allin"

    gg didn't worship cops. try again.
  • lichtenstein 08 Jun 2021 23:17 CST
    "Negative XP is the modern day GG Allin"
    Except GG Allin was based, epic, funny, and insane. He was actually shocking, transgressive, and his music was pretty good. Negative XP just sucks. Nothing he does is new, shocking, or transgressive and nothing he makes sounds good.
  • exilius 09 Jun 2021 13:26 CST
    shitting your pants and then cutting yourself and smashing your head until you start bleeding on a stage isn't transgressive it's just mental illness and you should be institutionalized
  • exilius 09 Jun 2021 13:29 CST
    at least negative xp makes music that has actual meaning behind it even if it's kind of cringey
  • lichtenstein 09 Jun 2021 16:01 CST
    You could say the same for many performance artists. Some of what Throbbing Gristle did is arguably worse, but they're still one of the most important groups in contemporary music.
  • exilius 09 Jun 2021 16:06 CST
    i haven't head of them before today so i cant imagine they're too important
  • lichtenstein 09 Jun 2021 16:11 CST
    Uh, they invented industrial music, so, yes they are extremely important.
  • jaeusbeus 09 Jun 2021 18:44 CST
    "i haven't head of them before today so i cant imagine they're too important"
    imagine thinking like this holy shit
  • exilius 09 Jun 2021 19:15 CST
    well the line of thinking usually works so if it ain't broke don't fix it
  • XX99 09 Jun 2021 22:17 CST
    Throbbing Gristle [2]
  • XX99 09 Jun 2021 22:25 CST
    Pooh shiesty and spottemgottem linked up!!! [4]
  • Peridot 10 Jun 2021 00:34 CST
    Except that line of thinking never works and people just believe you're a self absorbed idiot. Instead of running on autopilot with the idea that everything you're not familiar with isn't important, try going to the store and buying some fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef. And then stick it up your ass
  • nilesbeauchamp 10 Jun 2021 00:50 CST
    POV: you get no bitches
  • exilius 10 Jun 2021 06:39 CST
    even if the line of thinking doesnt work given enough time and education by others on bands who are important it will start working
    its selt-fulfilling
  • exilius 10 Jun 2021 06:40 CST
    there's only so many hands you can say "they can't be too important" and then have someone tell you they actually are with
  • jamesidk 10 Jun 2021 16:32 CST
    this guy's only 10s are skinny fists and twin fantasy so he probably doesn't know about developing your own taste and exploring music yourself
  • jaeusbeus 10 Jun 2021 16:35 CST
    @Peridot oath
  • exilius 10 Jun 2021 19:06 CST
    @jamesidk
    i actually moved both down to a 4.5 earlier today
  • exilius 10 Jun 2021 19:07 CST
    and i dont know what you mean about "he probably doesn't know about developing your own taste and exploring music yourself" because i spend half my time on this site digging through lists and people's ratings trying to find new music to listen to
  • Frull 15 Jun 2021 14:10 CST
    "Negative XP is the modern day GG Allin"

    So a stupid harmless joke song made by some dude in his bedroom is comparable to a severely mentally ill individual who openly admitted to multiple counts of rape, defecated on stage, self-mutilated on stage, assaulted the audience, etc. etc.? Right...
  • dmmidori 15 Jun 2021 16:09 CST
    exilius dude you're fucking stupid just stop commenting
  • Zorak 15 Jun 2021 18:14 CST
    "this guy's only 10s are skinny fists and twin fantasy so he probably doesn't know about developing your own taste and exploring music yourself"
    I don't know what the context to this comment is but this is such a mind-numbingly retarded take
  • exilius 16 Jun 2021 19:02 CST
    i dont think i will
  • thebobfather26 22 Jun 2021 08:03 CST
    yeah this is the worst comment box on this site
  • dmmidori 24 Jun 2021 01:17 CST
    @Frull my guy I wouldn't exactly call this a "harmless joke song" since misogyny is so unbelievably rampant amongst the type of people this song is supposed to appeal to and all it does is reinforce that. I wouldn't want to be within 10 feet of a guy that likes this song.
  • robotfrom1984 24 Jun 2021 02:45 CST
    Really sad song
    Makes me cry every time
  • thesoyman 24 Jun 2021 09:14 CST
    Lol over 1k ratings
  • Yeagyu 24 Jun 2021 19:02 CST
    "this guy's only 10s are skinny fists and twin fantasy so he probably doesn't know about developing your own taste and exploring music yourself" Pretty immature ad hominem dude, I guess if people like albums that are popular they're bad
  • eternity_at_11 25 Jun 2021 06:52 CST
    inagine arguing in a negative xp comment section
  • TsarButterfly 25 Jun 2021 13:18 CST
    "I'm not mad, and to prove it I'll argue endlessly in this comment box for a meme song from 2 years ago."
  • Calvanyan 25 Jun 2021 19:39 CST
    chief keef would go hard on this
  • mehpeps 27 Jun 2021 10:36 CST
    this releasing is the 9/11 of music
  • XX99 27 Jun 2021 23:51 CST
    chief keef could possibly save this but not really sure it'd be pretty hard
  • EarOfButter 28 Jun 2021 12:03 CST
    this song sounds cool but the lyrics are uhhhhh.... uhh they’re pretty baaad
  • Element558 28 Jun 2021 13:48 CST
    i couldn't give a shit about this song but it's genuinely funny how much of a shit storm this caused. "a smart man bases his political opinions on his beliefs, a wise man bases them on who he is trolling"
  • littleleonard24 30 Jun 2021 20:35 CST
    congratulations rateyourmusic, this has 1,000 ratings
    are yall proud of yrselves
  • arcfour 01 Jul 2021 18:38 CST
    youngboy better
  • b1ackjack 03 Jul 2021 21:57 CST
    "a smart man bases his political opinions on his beliefs, a wise man bases them on who he is trolling" [2]
  • Tsuyune 03 Jul 2021 23:14 CST
    "a smart man bases his political opinions on his beliefs, a wise man bases them on who he is trolling" [3]
  • darth_tyrannus_rex 08 Jul 2021 14:31 CST
    I am THIS close to embedding that Ian Danskin video
  • Aurelio_Campanella 09 Jul 2021 05:43 CST
    Licor de jenipapo
  • FaaipDeOiad 09 Jul 2021 13:44 CST
    incel music
  • duhas 11 Jul 2021 01:00 CST
    chief keef could possibly save this but not really sure it'd be pretty hard [2]
  • Zenophyx 11 Jul 2021 22:12 CST
    every time I think this shoutbox is just about to be dead, I am proven wrong
  • Blackclover 12 Jul 2021 01:38 CST
    This isn't a very good song but I can't help but respect it for how much it pisses people off.
  • telmisingles 14 Jul 2021 14:21 CST
    Legendary seethe only true punk song
  • JGar40 15 Jul 2021 03:39 CST
    I finally took the time to watch the film in question and I disagree with the song title even more than I did before.
  • landlalt 17 Jul 2021 07:22 CST
    Avey Tare would've killed this beat tbh
  • Duchovilles 18 Jul 2021 13:27 CST
    Avey Tare would've killed this beat tbh [2]
  • drunk0nshadows 18 Jul 2021 23:04 CST
    This isn't a very good song but I can't help but respect it for how much it pisses people off. [2]
  • robotfrom1984 20 Jul 2021 02:04 CST
    Avey Tare would've killed this beat tbh [3]
  • charlie17 20 Jul 2021 04:16 CST
    🦾🦾
  • violetinreal 20 Jul 2021 17:36 CST
    "This isn't a very good song but I can't help but respect it for how much it pisses people off." imagine being this lame that the only thing that gets you off is trolling the liberals or whatever
  • spindaguy2011 21 Jul 2021 09:25 CST
    I watched scott pilgrim movie when I was like 9 or something pretty cool movie
  • Greatsub2 21 Jul 2021 20:59 CST
    I would give this a 0.5 but I don’t wanna give the song any more attention
  • ruleofcruel 24 Jul 2021 18:08 CST
    i remember listening to this in 2019 and thinking it wasn't terrible but the lyrics were awful and now i tried listening to it and couldn't help but close the soundcloud tab after the guy sang the first line
  • Calvanyan 24 Jul 2021 21:54 CST
    it's like 2016 never left
  • mantist 02 Aug 2021 00:30 CST
    what's Scott pilgrim
  • lno579 04 Aug 2021 21:30 CST
    i'm the son of reginald
  • HaveACuppaTea 06 Aug 2021 00:50 CST
    I watched scott pilgrim movie when I was like 9 or something pretty cool movie [2]
  • aidan_sun 09 Aug 2021 15:04 CST
    it's like 2016 never left [2] i forgot this song came out so recently, its very surprising this came out past the peak of filthy franks fame
  • violetinreal 12 Aug 2021 10:26 CST
    it's like 2016 never left [3]
  • scyle 17 Aug 2021 23:05 CST
    it's like 2016 never left [4]
  • bomricio 22 Aug 2021 10:20 CST
    This isn't a very good song but I can't help but respect it for how much it pisses people off [2]
  • pazuthekunt 22 Aug 2021 23:48 CST
    Yes, a box office failure that only nerds watched about a bassist that falls in love with some girl that’s turning her life around and actually learning for mistakes, is responsible for ruining an entire generation of women
  • TsarButterfly 22 Aug 2021 23:50 CST
    Yes, it is.
  • leflea 25 Aug 2021 08:28 CST
    ...some of you guys respect songs based on how much they piss people off? that's kinda weird ngl, unless youre like 12, then i apologize, bc thats pretty normal for a 12 yr old.
  • ExtraCheesyPie 26 Aug 2021 00:08 CST
    it's a fun gag song that gets funnier the more people rant about an obvious joke
  • WheresPoochie 27 Aug 2021 18:55 CST
    Avey Tare would've killed this beat tbh [4]

    Now I'm just picturing Noah doing corny falsetto harmonies in the background and it works so painfully well
  • Flipty_flop 05 Sep 2021 11:40 CST
    this song is the proof that american zoomers and millenials don't have self-irony
  • BradyArgo 07 Sep 2021 07:45 CST
    timeless banger for the ages
  • alienthecreator 08 Sep 2021 08:27 CST
    it's like 2016 never left [5]
  • its_stultus 08 Sep 2021 18:07 CST
    "guys its just a joke, that means its good!"
  • violetinreal 11 Sep 2021 21:10 CST
    worst song ever probably [2]
  • SongityBoy 12 Sep 2021 21:04 CST
    "guys its just a joke, that means its good!" [2]
  • wetingohappun 14 Sep 2021 08:27 CST
    This is very clearly the pinnacle of pop punk.
  • sunnybono 14 Sep 2021 17:31 CST
    This isn't a very good song but I can't help but respect it for how much it pisses people off. [4]
  • kalico 16 Sep 2021 05:08 CST
    alternate universe bitter straight will toledo
  • Adripekass 16 Sep 2021 08:19 CST
    worst song ever i dont care
  • SongLyricHere 16 Sep 2021 18:57 CST
    Destroying Negative XP's career for the rest of his life by giving his song half a star on Rateyourmusic.com
  • deadhead000 17 Sep 2021 12:20 CST
    This isn't a very good song but I can't help but respect it for how much it pisses people off. [5]
  • machaerus 18 Sep 2021 12:31 CST
    judging your personal acceptances and respect based on how much it 'owned the libs'
    2016 never left [6] go home go buy a home
  • Calvanyan 20 Sep 2021 12:26 CST
    what are you saying anymore
  • studiorange 21 Sep 2021 03:13 CST
    Avey Tare would've killed this beat tbh [5]
  • Rydia69 25 Sep 2021 10:39 CST
    This song pisses people off and that makes me happy
  • spindaguy2011 25 Sep 2021 11:40 CST
    ^me too
  • spindaguy2011 25 Sep 2021 11:41 CST
    I don't think I've ever listened to it though
  • JGar40 26 Sep 2021 10:51 CST
    ...some of you guys respect songs based on how much they piss people off? that's kinda weird ngl, unless youre like 12, then i apologize, bc thats pretty normal for a 12 yr old. [2]
  • scyle 28 Sep 2021 19:20 CST
    ...some of you guys respect songs based on how much they piss people off? that's kinda weird ngl, unless youre like 12, then i apologize, bc thats pretty normal for a 12 yr old. [3]
  • scyle 28 Sep 2021 19:20 CST
    fucked up how this is the last notable thing to happen in "garagey noise pop"
  • crism0001 29 Sep 2021 09:40 CST
    sounds like baldee.
  • bp2003mad 01 Oct 2021 23:13 CST
    i have a feeling JGar40 is a closet fan, or wants to get mad, no matter how far back I go in these comments he's just always here
  • Magical_Monkey 02 Oct 2021 10:09 CST
    balls music (penis music subsidiary)
  • yottifferent 05 Oct 2021 08:32 CST
    https://youtu.be/k-ip4iRccvE
  • wead 08 Oct 2021 19:25 CST
    Prolly wouldve related to this hard a year ago
  • XX99 11 Oct 2021 10:35 CST
    sounds like baldee. [4]
  • AnotherBubblebath 11 Oct 2021 10:47 CST
    Sounds like something I don't want to hear
  • jackieeejw 15 Oct 2021 02:22 CST
    19871987's review is fucking hilarious
  • missingpersonas 15 Oct 2021 17:41 CST
    Below-average garage rock for people who think telling women to make a sandwich is the pinnacle of comedy
  • AzulaFantasia 16 Oct 2021 08:46 CST
    ...some of you guys respect songs based on how much they piss people off? that's kinda weird ngl, unless youre like 12, then i apologize, bc thats pretty normal for a 12 yr old. [4]
  • UmbranStar 17 Oct 2021 01:23 CST
    god I love this site
  • alienthecreator 18 Oct 2021 18:19 CST
    sounds like baldee. [5]
  • tameCoffin 18 Oct 2021 21:53 CST
    scott pilgrim ruined music
  • jupiterjazz79 19 Oct 2021 14:51 CST
    Below-average garage rock for people who think telling women to make a sandwich is the pinnacle of comedy [2]
  • jupiterjazz79 19 Oct 2021 14:55 CST
    Also, referring to this as “alternate universe bitter straight will toledo” is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a rym comment
  • JimmyBoyHaha 26 Oct 2021 18:21 CST
    can't believe i used to think this was good jesus fucking christ
  • 2na 27 Oct 2021 09:31 CST
    i know a girl irl who listens to this. this is terrifying as there could be many more that we don't even know of
  • JGar40 31 Oct 2021 23:57 CST
    "i have a feeling JGar40 is a closet fan, or wants to get mad"

    I just frequently revisit comment boxes on this site that I know are going to have drama. I'm terminally online but please don't accuse me of being a fan of incel music. And I don't have the energy for getting mad at man children.
  • ThaArtist 02 Nov 2021 15:29 CST
    I feel like such an idiot for not realizing this is just "Fell In Love With A Girl", but incel and shitty,
  • Not_Ryan_Gosling 04 Nov 2021 14:28 CST
    the amount of SEETHE here shows that the song served its purpose. And for that I rate 4 stars
  • TransRights 05 Nov 2021 03:53 CST
    Seethe
  • flynncooklol 05 Nov 2021 14:27 CST
    WAP (2020)
    Cardi B
    Rated by Not_Ryan_Gosling
    0.50 stars
  • EDWARD_FLEX 07 Nov 2021 10:40 CST
    actually crazy that people still get mad about this to this very day ROFL
  • sir_real_Hew 07 Nov 2021 12:31 CST
    i Fucked negativexp's and everyone in this comment box's Mums
  • JGar40 11 Nov 2021 21:40 CST
    Yes
  • XX99 14 Nov 2021 00:32 CST
    Yes [2]
  • TomBejoy 15 Nov 2021 01:11 CST
    " i hate women 😎😎😎😎"
  • TomBejoy 15 Nov 2021 01:18 CST
    Up There with anime thighs in the hall of incel shame. This is what people hear when they listen to pinkerton
  • missingpersonas 21 Nov 2021 18:34 CST
    Imagine liking a song because you think it makes someone else mad
  • extrarogers 26 Nov 2021 03:10 CST
    can someone summarize this song and the controversy around it?
  • maeror_trxxx 26 Nov 2021 13:32 CST
    One guy sent me this song genuinely thinking this is hilarious. Some people are so detached from reality
  • SkeIIy 28 Nov 2021 13:00 CST
    when the woman is e-girl is cringe and whore and i hate woman upvote agree yes?
  • Zorak 30 Nov 2021 10:00 CST
    This comment box is STILL GOING
  • voodooray 02 Dec 2021 04:51 CST
    ok so this isn't actually ironic
  • code_gs 02 Dec 2021 11:09 CST
    yeah white women really do exist. shocked me too
  • Calvanyan 02 Dec 2021 19:30 CST
    https://twitter.com/negativexp123/status/1466085703100641288?s=20
  • Calvanyan 02 Dec 2021 19:32 CST
    humorous
  • pkg 03 Dec 2021 13:24 CST
    most miserable person ever
  • firesontheplain 03 Dec 2021 19:23 CST
    fakecelcore
  • OnStandbi 04 Dec 2021 18:57 CST
    Moroncore
  • avoidingtherain 06 Dec 2021 08:43 CST
    great song, love it
  • avoidingtherain 06 Dec 2021 08:45 CST
    i love women and i hate promiscuity
  • unwownd 06 Dec 2021 14:56 CST
    petition to tag this as incelcore now
  • Bent_canoe 06 Dec 2021 17:50 CST
    petition to tag this as incelcore now [2]
  • b1ackjack 07 Dec 2021 06:25 CST
    >Imagine liking a song because you think it makes someone else mad
    WAP
  • nihon808 07 Dec 2021 14:17 CST
    slim jesus - drill time
  • nihon808 07 Dec 2021 14:28 CST
    alternate universe bitter straight will toledo [2]
  • violetinreal 10 Dec 2021 20:33 CST
    RateYourMusic Ruined A Whole Generation of Trans Women
  • jperr10 13 Dec 2021 20:20 CST
    the reviews here are so funny

    I LOVE THE WAY LIBTARDS SHIT THEIR PANTS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SONG
  • arcfour 14 Dec 2021 04:30 CST
    Did Scott Pilgrim ruin a generation of women? No of course not. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta find me a mommy gf who cooks, cleans, doesn't lie, and doesn't eat hot chip.
  • 2na 18 Dec 2021 21:07 CST
    highly recommend reading his 'manifesto' if you haven't because it confirms that he isn't some Master Libtard Troll he's just genuinely really weird
  • accountnamelmaoxd 23 Dec 2021 14:28 CST
    What an embarrassing comment box
  • darth_tyrannus_rex 25 Dec 2021 16:24 CST
    Negative XP ruined a whole generation of internet commenters
  • xAlisonxMossx 26 Dec 2021 18:55 CST
    I'm so glad this guy's relevance lived and died in 2019 and that this song's popularity did not open up the floodgates for more "incelcore"
  • Circuz 26 Dec 2021 20:16 CST
    the lowtiergod 0 purpose rant is how I feel about this song
  • corduroyphantom 30 Dec 2021 07:22 CST
    better than Drake
  • 10101558 02 Jan 00:24 CST
    that remote_viewer review is a huge yikes.
    trying to make fun of the people who dislike the song in 3 quotes. the 2nd one is weirdly transphobic and the 3rd one gives "nazi punk" vibes.
    nazi punks
    nazi punks
    nazi punks
    fuck off
  • Freep 03 Jan 09:04 CST
    I cant believe i used to like this
  • southernstargazer 03 Jan 14:33 CST
    Negative XP is the type of dude to say the N-Word and spray hentai on the walls of a dead tf2 lobby, and then say "it's just a joke dude" when people call him out on his bullshit.
  • Great_Skull_Music 04 Jan 12:50 CST
    based
  • ElizabethShadowLazuli 04 Jan 20:38 CST
    Negative XP is the type of dude to say the N-Word and spray hentai on the walls of a dead tf2 lobby, and then say "it's just a joke dude" when people call him out on his bullshit. [2]
  • dysphoric 06 Jan 01:02 CST
    remote_viewer is fucking based
  • dysphoric 06 Jan 01:11 CST
    @10101558 ''everyone i dont like is a german soldier from 1935''
  • P4Spartan 07 Jan 16:24 CST
    Negative XP is the type of dude to say the N-Word and spray hentai on the walls of a dead tf2 lobby, and then say "it's just a joke dude" when people call him out on his bullshit. [3]
  • poisonAshley 08 Jan 12:46 CST
    why are people writing 3000 word reviews of this lmao
  • Feqq 10 Jan 07:27 CST
    Negative XP is the type of dude to say the N-Word and spray hentai on the walls of a dead tf2 lobby, and then say "it's just a joke dude" when people call him out on his bullshit. [4]
  • Zorak 10 Jan 22:23 CST
    Cannot believe it's been 2.5 years
  • catgirlthyme 12 Jan 04:52 CST
    misogyny meant to rile up those who dont like misogyny, without any sort of additional flavors beyond that. these guys r funny
  • southernstargazer 13 Jan 19:41 CST
    @KyleTheCoolDude , what other comment did I expect from a dude named Kyle lmao.
  • empor 14 Jan 02:55 CST
    Magical_Monkey's review is cool and all but I'm still gonna point and laugh at them for reading Nagle like a Chapo listener
  • DiogoSlap 14 Jan 09:24 CST
    Negative XP is the type of dude to play tf2 [1]
  • TomBejoy 17 Jan 04:50 CST
    even if this song was ironic that amount of corny white boys that unironically use it in their favor makes me want to 0.5 it on sight
  • TomBejoy 17 Jan 04:51 CST
    not yt comments saying this is real punk
  • xx_ludis 20 Jan 03:32 CST
    Littlewheelbutbig's review is so corny...
  • xx_ludis 20 Jan 03:34 CST
    "...some of you guys respect songs based on how much they piss people off? that's kinda weird ngl, unless youre like 12, then i apologize, bc thats pretty normal for a 12 yr old." I agree completely but the type of people that say this about this song usually do the exact same thing with songs like WAP
  • 2na 20 Jan 20:59 CST
    this is fun and i genuinely like it but it's not punk by any stretch of the word
  • worstcaseontario 21 Jan 12:59 CST
    minecraft OST ruined a whole generation of music listeners
  • INoLuv 21 Jan 23:17 CST
    the music is bad, but the lyrics are the best and entertaining; the other songs of negative xp are even worst than this (bad everything), with really boring lyrics, but "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women" is his only song that is good for the iconic lyrics, because the instrumental is still bad, but better than in his other releases; either way, very entertaining
  • narwhalz27 23 Jan 23:10 CST
    punk rock is when edgy and the edgier it is the more punk it is
  • Magical_Monkey 24 Jan 08:39 CST
    empor pure libel to smear me in public with the chapo allegations, an unprovoked act of aggression, what the hell have i ever done to you
  • EDWARD_FLEX 24 Jan 12:38 CST
    gave your review a read Magical_Monkey. nice write-up, but there are a few things I wanna poke at:

    I agree with the notion that punk is not an "ahistorical constant", yet it seems confusing to make this point & proceed to consider NXP as punk only in appearance based upon a "lack of message". If punk were truly not an ahistorical constant, couldn't the shape of "punk" come in unexpected forms over time? NXP certainly isn't fighting for anything concrete on this song, yet he seems to showcase a holistic critique of all parties involved. The "jezebel", the "white boy" who enables the jezebel, the "incel", who'd "still hit" if he could, but is too self conscious & misanthropic to act naturally (most roasting NXP doesn't seem to understand that he makes fun of himself in the same exact way by making this song, what does that say of the sincere fan playing this on repeat?). By amplifying the grotesque parts of the characters involved, he certainly isn't providing any answer to this dilemma, but is he really providing no message at all?

    This certainly isn't punk in the historical sense, yet it seems hard to remain truly faithful to the past when 1) yesterday's counter-culture has flowed into today's (fading) monoculture, 2) The consumer can now understand a much higher degree of irony/abstractions 3) 20th century man was simply much tougher than their 21st century cohort. If enough people believe this to be punk expression, who are we to be so quick to point to the past & say otherwise? (even if we must do the work of expressing why in a more descriptive way than a NXP fan would).

    Lastly, this line had really piqued my interest. "we should take this moment to think about how we can reclaim the aesthetics of transgression and the politics of rebellion". To the avg. liberal/left types (i am not pegging you in either of these categories), this question seems almost inconceivable, yet is totally necessary if this grouping doesn't want to find themselves outflanked in the race of "progress" by the so-called "alt-right" ('alt-right' is a troublesome term for me, it seems more strongly defined by what it isn't. There's no way i'd even consider NXP & Ben Shapiro as remotely "compatible" without this term, but I understand what you mean when you use this term). "Cruelty as critique" seems to be en-vogue regardless of political affiliation, especially when the critique revels in the supposed mud pit it's critiquing (a true rehabilitation of incels would require a good bit more empathy on all fronts, even if we do not think they are deserving of it). In an age where classic Boomer/Xer irony has run stale, can we really run the clock back & revive this form? If not, do you see a way we can move past the growing pains of "cruelty" without just ignoring it?
  • CranialImpalement 25 Jan 20:13 CST
    "it's supposed to be ironic!!!!! it's meant to sound bad!!!!11!!!!!"

    Well, it certainly succeeded. It sounds bad and it sucks.
  • Chronoclast 26 Jan 10:10 CST
    thots and simps still mad
  • Ensix 26 Jan 21:15 CST
    this is the best worst comment box on this site

    honestly surprised it hasn't been disabled
  • Magical_Monkey 28 Jan 10:17 CST
    EDWARD_FLEX, hey man, thanks for reading my review and for responding thoughtfully, you raise some interesting critiques and I appreciate that. I’ll reply below.

    As to your first point: you’re right that “punk” could come in many shapes, as you say, depending on the historical moment. My critique about this song for appearing to be punk was made with this in mind, because part of why I don’t like this song is that it tries to mimic dead forms of punk; it’s precisely an inability to “break out” and be something unexpected that weakens this song “as punk”. That said, I’m in favour of retiring the word “punk” altogether, if I had it my way, I think the continued reliance on “punk” in both left- and right-leaning circles is a crutch and displays a lack of imagination more than anything. I have a great deal of respect for punk, but as I argue, it belongs in the annals of history, to be respected and revered but left alone like an old painting, at least in the museum, it is properly situated in its historical context; take punk “out of history” and Negative XP is the natural result — an empty shell of imitation with nothing “behind” it. And is he providing no message at all? Well, there is a message, but that message is just a vague, generalised disgust. You mention that he’s providing a “critique of all parties involved”, my question is: involved in what? That’s the problem: the people that Negative XP hates are just… Normal people. Oh, the girl wears winged eyeliner? So fucking what. And yes, he’s disgusted with himself. That doesn’t ameliorate his position. As you pointed out, we live in an era of irony, and so Negative XP can hate himself in a tongue-in-cheek way, and run a coward’s defence of saying “haha, it was ironic”, but this doesn’t absolve him from the cruelty inherent in this song.

    “Punk” is over. It’s dead. You mention that it’s hard for this song to remain faithful to the past and I would turn that comment upside-down and say that the fact that this song even tries to do that is indicative of its impotence. Stealing the sound of old punk is safe and easy, and dressing it up in the non-politics of the Internet alt-right is nothing exciting either (I agree with you that the term “alt-right” sucks, but I can’t think of a new word on the spot). But you are right to point out that a lot of people still find something in this song, and they do find something in this imitation of old punk that masquerades as “new punk”. There are a lot of reasons why this happens, but I think it is a manifestly bad outcome, because it tricks people into mistaking the aesthetics of critique for the critique itself. Ergo, the act of listening to “offensive” punk music becomes the end of the criticism rather than the means to a constructive outcome.

    You mention that “cruelty as critique” is in vogue and I think that is precisely why it’s not an effective mode of critique. It's played-out, and it is boring. And this isn’t limited to right-leaning guys like Negative XP either: all the Twitter Blue Check™ losers who act as if incels are subhuman defects that ought to be euthanized; that sort of rhetoric only strengthens the adverse social conditions that gave birth to the incel. And you say that we need empathy to rehabilitate the incels, and I completely agree. The incel is a product of adverse social and economic conditions, and those social and economic conditions ought to be criticised. But the girl with the winged eyeliner didn’t do anything. She didn’t lock you in your mother’s basement, she didn’t fail you out of university, she didn’t erode your self-esteem or make you work for minimum wage for long hours, she didn’t fill your head with nonsense about being “height-mogged” or your weak jawline, she wasn’t the one who forced you to watch all that hentai. The incel did that to himself. Why? Because living in this world is fucking hard, man. And it’s easy to fall off, and it’s easy to fall into the pit of self-loathing and disgust at the external world. But the incel is responsible for his own actions and how he interacts with the world, the incel is a fucking adult even if he wants to pretend like he’s an infant, and that is why I’m harsh on this song.

    My answer to your final question: leave punk in the dustbin of history. I don’t know how to move past the growing pains of cruelty. I don’t have all the answers. There’s a lot of art out there that is simultaneously rebellious and empathetic, transgressive but meaningful. There’s a lot of good art that expresses new responses to new problems, but there isn’t enough of it, there’s a huge lack, in fact, and you’re not going to find the little that is out there by continuously trying to resuscitate old ways of doing politics.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 28 Jan 12:46 CST
    Thank you for taking proper care to respond comprehensively & aid in putting this box thru chemo, I agree with you that this isn't 'punk', but I perhaps come to that conclusion at another direction (pop punk parody != punk in the sense that we're talking about it). That being said, this desire to co-opt punk to seize some romanticized position of being the underdog is certainly something to remain wary of in our time (though I'm not too sure if NXP is touting himself as one of the "new punks", seems to be a symptom of his more low-quality fans).

    To answer "involved in what", i'll first have to push back a little on this statement: "That’s the problem: the people that Negative XP hates are just… Normal people."

    Though this type of person has certainly been 'normalized' to an extent, I wouldn't jump to call them normal (at the very least, if numbing onesself out through SSRIs, rampant stonerism, and hyper-promiscuity are seriously considered as normal behavior, then we're in some serious trouble, but I digress, we both know he's being hyperbolic). Him sticking only with the descriptive is a sign to me that NXP notices a problem, but doesn't have an answer. I would say where NXP is weak in this sort of critique is that he flies too close to the sun, the wrong message (hate women) is a much more obvious choice compared to the more reasonable message one could grab from this song (stop enabling garbage women). I don't think NXP is being insincere when he hates this assembled caricature, that 'riding the line' sort of cajoling seems more fit for an "alt-left" (whatever they call themselves these days), but any hatred he delivers is returned to himself two-fold with every "But honestly, I'd still hit if I could", This is the precise reason that I read so heavily into the description "and michael cera ruined a whole generation of white boys", I wouldn't be surprised if NXP is also speaking a little to himself when he writes this. To avoid direct contact with any potential landmines, I'll simply leave this at "any undesirable features within women in general are so because of the past behavior of men", perhaps a necessary lesson in stopping such a feedback loop.

    Though I can understand, and respect your stance on punk, the (perhaps sad) reality is that it will not be left in the dustbin of history, as most are living in the past. This leaves us with the (perhaps rhetorical) "How do we progress from here? Can we even make a horse drink from the fresh waters of the present?"
  • Tsuyune 29 Jan 00:22 CST
    EDWARD_FLEX, hey man, thanks for reading my review and for responding thoughtfully, you raise some interesting critiques and I appreciate that. I’ll reply below.

    As to your first point: you’re right that “punk” could come in many shapes, as you say, depending on the historical moment. My critique about this song for appearing to be punk was made with this in mind, because part of why I don’t like this song is that it tries to mimic dead forms of punk; it’s precisely an inability to “break out” and be something unexpected that weakens this song “as punk”. That said, I’m in favour of retiring the word “punk” altogether, if I had it my way, I think the continued reliance on “punk” in both left- and right-leaning circles is a crutch and displays a lack of imagination more than anything. I have a great deal of respect for punk, but as I argue, it belongs in the annals of history, to be respected and revered but left alone like an old painting, at least in the museum, it is properly situated in its historical context; take punk “out of history” and Negative XP is the natural result — an empty shell of imitation with nothing “behind” it. And is he providing no message at all? Well, there is a message, but that message is just a vague, generalised disgust. You mention that he’s providing a “critique of all parties involved”, my question is: involved in what? That’s the problem: the people that Negative XP hates are just… Normal people. Oh, the girl wears winged eyeliner? So fucking what. And yes, he’s disgusted with himself. That doesn’t ameliorate his position. As you pointed out, we live in an era of irony, and so Negative XP can hate himself in a tongue-in-cheek way, and run a coward’s defence of saying “haha, it was ironic”, but this doesn’t absolve him from the cruelty inherent in this song.

    “Punk” is over. It’s dead. You mention that it’s hard for this song to remain faithful to the past and I would turn that comment upside-down and say that the fact that this song even tries to do that is indicative of its impotence. Stealing the sound of old punk is safe and easy, and dressing it up in the non-politics of the Internet alt-right is nothing exciting either (I agree with you that the term “alt-right” sucks, but I can’t think of a new word on the spot). But you are right to point out that a lot of people still find something in this song, and they do find something in this imitation of old punk that masquerades as “new punk”. There are a lot of reasons why this happens, but I think it is a manifestly bad outcome, because it tricks people into mistaking the aesthetics of critique for the critique itself. Ergo, the act of listening to “offensive” punk music becomes the end of the criticism rather than the means to a constructive outcome.

    You mention that “cruelty as critique” is in vogue and I think that is precisely why it’s not an effective mode of critique. It's played-out, and it is boring. And this isn’t limited to right-leaning guys like Negative XP either: all the Twitter Blue Check™ losers who act as if incels are subhuman defects that ought to be euthanized; that sort of rhetoric only strengthens the adverse social conditions that gave birth to the incel. And you say that we need empathy to rehabilitate the incels, and I completely agree. The incel is a product of adverse social and economic conditions, and those social and economic conditions ought to be criticised. But the girl with the winged eyeliner didn’t do anything. She didn’t lock you in your mother’s basement, she didn’t fail you out of university, she didn’t erode your self-esteem or make you work for minimum wage for long hours, she didn’t fill your head with nonsense about being “height-mogged” or your weak jawline, she wasn’t the one who forced you to watch all that hentai. The incel did that to himself. Why? Because living in this world is fucking hard, man. And it’s easy to fall off, and it’s easy to fall into the pit of self-loathing and disgust at the external world. But the incel is responsible for his own actions and how he interacts with the world, the incel is a fucking adult even if he wants to pretend like he’s an infant, and that is why I’m harsh on this song.

    My answer to your final question: leave punk in the dustbin of history. I don’t know how to move past the growing pains of cruelty. I don’t have all the answers. There’s a lot of art out there that is simultaneously rebellious and empathetic, transgressive but meaningful. There’s a lot of good art that expresses new responses to new problems, but there isn’t enough of it, there’s a huge lack, in fact, and you’re not going to find the little that is out there by continuously trying to resuscitate old ways of doing politics.

    Thank you for taking proper care to respond comprehensively & aid in putting this box thru chemo, I agree with you that this isn't 'punk', but I perhaps come to that conclusion at another direction (pop punk parody != punk in the sense that we're talking about it). That being said, this desire to co-opt punk to seize some romanticized position of being the underdog is certainly something to remain wary of in our time (though I'm not too sure if NXP is touting himself as one of the "new punks", seems to be a symptom of his more low-quality fans).

    To answer "involved in what", i'll first have to push back a little on this statement: "That’s the problem: the people that Negative XP hates are just… Normal people."

    Though this type of person has certainly been 'normalized' to an extent, I wouldn't jump to call them normal (at the very least, if numbing onesself out through SSRIs, rampant stonerism, and hyper-promiscuity are seriously considered as normal behavior, then we're in some serious trouble, but I digress, we both know he's being hyperbolic). Him sticking only with the descriptive is a sign to me that NXP notices a problem, but doesn't have an answer. I would say where NXP is weak in this sort of critique is that he flies too close to the sun, the wrong message (hate women) is a much more obvious choice compared to the more reasonable message one could grab from this song (stop enabling garbage women). I don't think NXP is being insincere when he hates this assembled caricature, that 'riding the line' sort of cajoling seems more fit for an "alt-left" (whatever they call themselves these days), but any hatred he delivers is returned to himself two-fold with every "But honestly, I'd still hit if I could", This is the precise reason that I read so heavily into the description "and michael cera ruined a whole generation of white boys", I wouldn't be surprised if NXP is also speaking a little to himself when he writes this. To avoid direct contact with any potential landmines, I'll simply leave this at "any undesirable features within women in general are so because of the past behavior of men", perhaps a necessary lesson in stopping such a feedback loop.

    Though I can understand, and respect your stance on punk, the (perhaps sad) reality is that it will not be left in the dustbin of history, as most are living in the past. This leaves us with the (perhaps rhetorical) "How do we progress from here? Can we even make a horse drink from the fresh waters of the present?"
  • LunarZeta 31 Jan 15:08 CST
    if i could only listen to this or that "i'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy" song for the rest of my life i'd choose the latter
  • Ensix 01 Feb 10:00 CST
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  • bcmandude 02 Feb 21:44 CST
    This douchebag probably jerks off to the test ending where Scott Pilgrim ends up with his 17 year old doormat that he emotionally abused.
  • prehistoricdoge 03 Feb 00:22 CST
    it's funny
  • INoLuv 06 Feb 00:56 CST
    the lyrics are the only highlight of this song, the instrumentals are catchy but underwhelming and bad, altough is better than all of the other negative xp songs, is his best song because his others are really awful, atleast this one has great lyrics that fits well with the catchy generic sound
  • INoLuv 06 Feb 01:09 CST
    the part of the lyrics that i dont enjoy are "thirty years old but act like she is 16" and when he says "pedowood", because does not make a lot of sense, the subject of the song can be of about any age, not especifically towards a thirty year old; he also talks a lot about "bongs" on the lyrics because not all of the ones who are subjects of this song necessarily smoke, which is another flaw, otherwise the lyrics are great, these minor flaws are the only things that make it not perfect, because this parts of the lyrics are the only bad parts about it. The hyperbolic title is cool too.
  • INoLuv 06 Feb 06:47 CST
    The line "only pedophiles in denial would think she is worthwhile" i also dislike, so there are 3 lines in general that i dislike, but i still cant help but love even if is not perfect; it would be great to have a album with the same type of lyrics, but a good album (different of negative xp because his albums are bad) with genuine pop punk and garage punk influences, unfortunately this song remains rather unique.
  • _case_ 06 Feb 12:45 CST
    people really are having 30 paragraph long debates in here like this isn't a joke of a song
  • cringeybabey 06 Feb 23:44 CST
    why do you people (rightfully) shit on stuff like Daddy's Boy: Into The Closet and then act like this is subversive genius for being offensive

    also why are all the positive reviews on here from burner accounts with like 2 ratings? hmmmmmmmmmmm
  • JGar40 07 Feb 15:11 CST
    I agree with the magic monkey man but holy shit this box
  • missingpersonas 08 Feb 11:26 CST
    Sexists really trying to defend this by acting like hating women is "rebellious" 😭 Feminist cringe compilations ruined an entire generation of men
  • INoLuv 08 Feb 15:06 CST
    The "pedofiles in denial" line of the lyrics is also awful, so there are 4 flawed parts on the lyrics, if taken out the lyrics are good but unfortunately the lyrics are not angry enough.
  • LyraButCool 10 Feb 10:31 CST
    Sexists really trying to defend this by acting like hating women is "rebellious" 😭 Feminist cringe compilations ruined an entire generation of men [2]
  • INoLuv 12 Feb 04:36 CST
    even with the imperfect parts of the lyrics, the lyrics continues to be very good, but as i said before, he needed to invest more with the general aspect of the lyrics, maybe make it more angry, but either the way the lyrics are great, unfortunately negative xp this was the only good lyrics that he wrote, his other songs have very bad even instrumentally. The problem is not being "incel-core", but not being incel enough, which is underwhelming, but i already explained the flawed lines of the lyrics on the comments. Even then, the song is still very good, the instrumental is typical, bland and catchy, while his vocals not only blend well with the lyrics, but the lyrics are greatly entertaining and has a conscious and great message to it that lacks a bit of general anger, but is simply impossible to dislike this song, altough his other songs are really awful this one is a exception, and a great one on it.
  • INoLuv 12 Feb 04:37 CST
    the song ihas lines that are weak to the overall core of the lyrics, but it still manages to be almost great.
  • INoLuv 12 Feb 04:52 CST
    i love this song
  • restarded 12 Feb 11:35 CST
    ^^^ mucho texto
  • caionlm 13 Feb 10:16 CST
    "INoLuv" very accurate name
  • rokasmol 13 Feb 16:30 CST
    i can smell the stench from here
  • LaneisLame 14 Feb 20:24 CST
    honestly like this song
  • drunk0nshadows 16 Feb 14:06 CST
    when did RYM became invaded by so many normalfgs? go listen to Lana billie minaj doja cat while screaming yasss queen slayy!! no one cares you all have shit taste and are brainwashed by mainstream media
  • cokedoutbanker 17 Feb 07:26 CST
    i thought i made incel anthem before these mfs
  • Freep 19 Feb 06:08 CST
    Drunk0nshadows for the love of god shut up
  • fartgang 19 Feb 15:53 CST
    wait no this isn't the oppressed group i wanted punk to represent
  • armed_roomba 22 Feb 17:13 CST
    drunk0nshadows you gave pink season a 5
  • tigr3 24 Feb 10:43 CST
    littlewheelbutbig review is so cringy
  • xx_ludis 25 Feb 12:15 CST
    drunk0nshadows you need to stop schizoposting
  • JGar40 25 Feb 17:44 CST
    Drunk0nshadows speak english mate
  • 2na 26 Feb 22:17 CST
    where did the idea that punk = anything opposite of mainstream come from
  • 2na 26 Feb 22:19 CST
    punk was a specifically leftist movement back in the olde days and just because it's been co-opted does not mean that you can suddenly apply the label to things that it isn't. we still call it Alternative and Indie even though they definitely are not either of those things because they describe a sound more than a type of artist
  • JGar40 27 Feb 02:56 CST
    Relating to that comment, I'm more curious how the idea became popular that the mainstream is anything but right wing in both the United States and especially in the global community. The world is socially conservative, the president is capitalist, society still has massive stigmas against sexual freedom (that's related to the topic of this song), gender roles are still very set in place, heteronormativity is the status quo. Like what the fuck are conservative punks rebelling against? Change? Even though punk has always promoted change? I'm not all that confident in what my own views are, and I don't wanna pull out some "overton window" mumbo jumbo, but seems to me people don't feel safe if they're not always playing victim.
  • JGar40 27 Feb 03:04 CST
    Also lol'ing at the review comparing this to California Uber Alles because they know jack shit about punk. This is moreso descended from Descendents (which is actually a band I like tbf).
  • Quetapult 28 Feb 04:47 CST
    “Guys guys it’s misogynistic on purpose” yeah and it shouldn’t be.
  • Magical_Monkey 02 Mar 04:54 CST
    based JGar40
  • INoLuv 04 Mar 16:26 CST
    Adding to my previous comments, the lyrics are the only appeal of it, because the song itself, the instrumentals and mixing, are pretty bad; also, altough the feelings of it are nice, Negative Xp is against the agressive tone of his fanbase, which makes the anger on the song at the same time less genuine, which is unfortunate; the line about "pedo in denial" is also pretty bad and does not help this song.

    I wish this song were better overall and the lyrics were improved because of very obvious lines that hurt the message and description of it. Also, Negative Xp is not genuine and his image is a persona, which makes the impact of the song to be underwhelming.
  • NoHablaSingles 05 Mar 21:40 CST
    Kinda upset that this comment section is so active like why does should anyone give a shit about this guy still
  • EDWARD_FLEX 06 Mar 18:05 CST
    Relating to that comment, I'm more curious how the idea became popular that the mainstream is anything but left wing in both the United States and especially in the western community. The western world is socially liberal, the president is a meatshield for his team & journalistic policy proposals, society has faced (increasingly commercialized) chaos in the face of sexual liberation (that's related to the topic of this song), tradition built for millennia are being lost in generations, questioning heteronormativity is the status quo. Like what the fuck are reactionary punks rebelling against? The status quo? Even though punk has always promoted this status quo? I'm not all that confident in what my own views are, and I don't wanna pull out some "capitalist realist" mumbo jumbo, but seems to me people don't feel safe if they can't ontologize, legitimize, and monetize their increasingly degenerate ventures
  • Serif 07 Mar 18:24 CST
    ^ Holy shit what the fuck are you talking about
  • code_gs 08 Mar 07:59 CST
    @Serif I believe @EDWARD_FLEX was quite clear in what he said. The social status quo in the Western world has been progressively moving left (pun not intended) for some time, seen thru their biggest supporters, neoliberals from either side of the identifying spectrum (so-called democrats and conservatives. Each nation has their own faux-division but America's is one of the most pronounced with how much of a difference they believe they have from "the other side" compared to what they actually uphold). Their beliefs only exist to change the face of the nation as much as a Marvel fan's desires for the next film actually affect their outcome: a pendulum that appears to be swinging off the back's of their political activism in the direction they sweat to achieve, yet they fail to notice the pendulum's base is quietly being pulled from under them to the left a few inches each year with or without them. These silent changes behind the scenes are necessary to keep them chewing their popcorn and angrily tweeting in favour or against the newest conservative lawmaker's anti-abortion bills, which also only exist as a publicity stunt to make the "left" publicity stunts look far more important than they actually are, while "both" sides' politicians keep living their comfy lives full of kickbacks, taking turns receiving social media beatings that fizzle out in a few weeks.

    With this in mind, is it not punk to pretend you don't accept the status quo, and scream and shout into the void which will only respond with "lol incel"? Either you don't understand the status quo exists (and are thus actively participating in upholding it), you see it fully and hopelessly try to awaken people who are just merely pushing the pendulum's arm back and forth (which is just as sisyphusian as participating in the pushing), or you hopelessly cry about it while displaying how disillusioned genuine incels are from the whole system (for better or for worse), using their identity as a launching pad to say all of this very clearly in a 3 and a half minute song? Is refusing to participate in the two, hopeless political journeys not what punk was always about?
  • randomgayname 08 Mar 08:12 CST
    What a bunch of dorks
  • Frull 08 Mar 11:38 CST
    What a bunch of dorks [2]
  • Frull 08 Mar 11:39 CST
    happy international women's day everybody
  • EDWARD_FLEX 08 Mar 13:44 CST
    observe how the (worldwide) anglicized forgo empathizing with the voice of the unheard in exchange for detached one-liners, equally cheap as their stunted sense of romance which fuels “incel” (hopeless romantic) hatred. the free can see the damage done by these serf’s socialized whip-masters, but no free man can ever understand why these serfs wish to be subjugated by the illusory

    today I press F & listen to kate bush
  • JGar40 09 Mar 10:14 CST
    It's interesting how you adapted the "in both the United States and especially in the global community" part of my statement because you know 99% of the world is not liberal.
  • JGar40 09 Mar 10:18 CST
    The funny thing is that I actually do agree that the aggressive tactics of society to dehumanize incels, in turn create incels, but the way you're expressing it is just pathetic. Specifically "serf's whipmasters".
  • JGar40 09 Mar 10:19 CST
    "Even though punk has always promoted this status quo?"

    And this is just absolutely fine bait
  • JGar40 09 Mar 10:28 CST
    Code_gs makes some actually interesting points, although I should clarify I don't agree with any notion that we should be politically apathetic.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 09 Mar 15:20 CST
    1 no amount of whiggery or fingerwagging will convince the "world" that they're all spiritual Americans 2 you seem to enjoy the pain, at least enough to miss the true nature of the incel question (reaction against egregore "mandated" promiscuity) 3 didn't really think about it, certainly not enough to change "has" to "had" but thanks anyways 4 he really does, and it makes complete sense considering your position as a sunset imperialist why you wouldn't want to be apathetic as the magnificent american charter bus (mostly due leftward since the bank of amsterdam) runs low on gas

    tell me JGar, you don't seriously wish to sit around worshipping ash until the sparks of greatness are lost forever like tears in the rain, do you? In this sense, this song is a warning, and it's only gonna get worse if we continue down this path
  • Magical_Monkey 10 Mar 03:00 CST
    and so the wheels of discourse roll onwards
  • INoLuv 10 Mar 13:00 CST
    Great lyrics, altough some lines of it do not fit with the message, like i said on a previous comment of mine; the main flaw of this song is the bad quality of the mixing and production, which is common for a Negative Xp, since his songs are awful from a technical standpoint in general.
  • JGar40 11 Mar 01:58 CST
    1. "mandated promiscuity" where? when? how? Explain how you personally, or men or women as a whole are obligated to be promiscuous. You can nitpick some celebrity getting famous for their ass but I see nothing indicating that as a general societal trend it is at all mandatory.
    2. I'm a sunset imperialist, thank you for the random ad hom that isn't connected to anything I said. Of course, I find this laughable as I actually am quite isolationist but I don't expect you to believe otherwise, b/c there is nothing to extrapolate about me. I don't believe in total political apathy anywhere in the world, it is nihilistic, I explicitly focused on the world because I do not much appreciate how everything is about the US online. But to go back to US politics, apathy creates mobs of Bernie supporters complaining about how fascists are attacking them, which there may well be truth to, when all several million of them had rights they chose not to exercise because they don't believe in "complicity with the system". Those people are pathetic to me. Also again I thought the argument code_gs raised was at least interesting. My point I suppose is you don't have to be part of any so called movement to stand for change and against the status quo on an individual level. That is punk and it is not apathetic.

    "tell me JGar, you don't seriously wish to sit around worshipping ash until the sparks of greatness are lost forever like tears in the rain, do you?"

    This will be one piece of actual criticism at your character, can you please stop speaking in Ayn Randian prose? The melodrama doesn't help your case.
  • JGar40 11 Mar 02:06 CST
    It seems to me your main complaint with the world is that OnlyFans exists.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 11 Mar 12:49 CST
    You're right, promiscuity is not mandated by force (though I never said it was in the first place). By egregore "mandated" promiscuity, I mean to highlight that the "mandatory" nature of it is completely illusory, that people are drawn to promiscuous, self-destructive, high time preference (whatever slew of terms you want to call it) behavior through social coercion (oversocialization, leading to a feeling of "missing the spectacle"). This is in essence the bread and butter of American Imperialism, it escapes accountability through its lack of overt force, preferring to whip you in shape through suggestion. Unlike direct, physical force, this evolved form of indirect rule creates two controlled buckets for those who interact with the payload. You have the egregore's missionaries, in-authentically parroting its message, and the "resistance" (really useful idiots fueling the egregore by legitimizing its motives) desperately trying to occupy its opposite & viciously destroy it. NXP caricatures the end result of both in this song w.r.t. sexual dynamics (again, "i'd still hit if I could" is certainly no solution, just leaning into the chaos acting as "villain"). In other words, this "right" you rally against is eternal, built into liberalism as its pet loser.

    Yes, you are (presently displaying yourself as) a sunset imperialist. Though I believe you 100% when you say that you are "isolationist" (I personally know very few who are not pacifists!), this sadly doesn't absolve you from imperialism, it just showcases its waning power (hence "sunset"). It's essentially what Winston Churchill, or FDR wanted with a larger emphasis on decentralization, which hides/obfuscates any of the dirty work necessary to maintain such an unnatural system (any quarrel against this should try to explain how the shift towards progress laid out in your 27th Feb post is conducive to a healthier world outside of the occident, try Libya if you're feeling frisky).

    You are tacitly supporting liberal hegemony by using its language & slogans which motivate its action, even though its "enemies" only exist today as ghosts. This idea that there even exists true mainstream resistance to the position you hold is completely laughable, you don't even have to go back to the 20th (or 19th) century to see how even this specter of the right had faded, just observe pre-2010 media. This refinement of whiggery is precisely why there stands no strong opposition, why play a game you can't win? Observe how republicans essentially play ball, occasionally taking up losing positions to remind their increasingly schizophrenic constituents of their position as the romanticized loser, growing ever-less romantic to non-schizophrenics over time (semi-related anecdote: I personally know a government contractor who painted a trans flag & missile rick on one of their missiles). The complimentary schizophrenic "liberal", time and time again, believes this to be a genuine threat, reinforcing hegemony in this cycle.To engage & legitimize this cycle is to continually propagate & refine it. This (refinement leading to total propagation of diluted power) is particularly evident when your only "negative" examples of inaction are "pathetic" people who are seemingly on your side (bernie bros, in reality, are undercooked republicans) not voting in line with your desire (as an aside: avoiding "complicity with the system" is actually rhetorically weak, like saying you don't smoke meth to avoid the stimulant industry. Its better to highlight that one doesn't smoke meth because its self-destructive, that the methsm0ker is not complicit, but victim).

    This is the folly of "decentralized imperialism", the two wings of the same bird experiencing atrophy, each individual cell increasing disorder. a network of loosely aligned individual kings decreeing their morals, no longer vicious enough to join a movement and coerce, shouting into the void during an imperceptibly slow death, though miraculously landing in meek lockstep. Please note that I do not hold any of this against you! I completely agree with your point that "you don't have to be part of any so called movement to stand for change and against the status quo on an individual level". I'm simply asking you to consider how you were guided to this hill that you are defending.

    "It seems to me your main complaint with the world is that OnlyFans exists." is pure nonsense, equal to a bot generated response at best (though it's a good template, I may have to use it sometime). if it isn't clear at this point, my only suggestion to someone who struggles to deal with some reality like OnlyFans is to do a 360 and Just Walk Away From The Screen Hahahahahahahaha. Engagement with the viral, for or against, simply extends its reach.

    btw I have never read a word Ayn Rand, so I can't really comment on this little dig. I will say this though: I write as I please because it's fun, and in a way, i had been celebrating the time we have before this box gets destroyed, can you say the same?

    (4/4)
  • SongityBoy 11 Mar 17:26 CST
    "do a 360 and Just Walk Away From The Screen"

    You're still looking at the screen you dunce
  • Ehwa 11 Mar 17:29 CST
    more punk than idles
  • JGar40 11 Mar 22:07 CST
    "do a 360 and Just Walk Away From The Screen"

    You're still looking at the screen you dunce [2]
  • JGar40 11 Mar 22:33 CST
    "i had been celebrating the time we have before this box gets destroyed, can you say the same?"

    This is reasonable and for both our goods, I'll probably refrain from making more large claims and rebuttals, been through this wheelhouse. Sure I can theorize on how I've been led to my "late stage/sunset imperialism" views but what good will theorizing really do?

    "The complimentary schizophrenic "liberal", time and time again, believes this to be a genuine threat, reinforcing hegemony in this cycle.To engage & legitimize this cycle is to continually propagate & refine it."

    I should note that I find this statement agreeable, liberals do absolutely everything in their power to keep the pendulum in motion, but the way forward shouldn't be ceasing to acknowledge existing ideas altogether or failing to promote your own. All this aside, I think you give NXP too much credit in regards to authorial intent. Your comment was a bit more clear this time but the connection between cultural promiscuity and imperialism is shaky to say the least.
  • randomgayname 12 Mar 02:24 CST
    EDWARD man, you should just get out of your own ass brub
  • Magical_Monkey 12 Mar 09:26 CST
    EDWARD, you have a somewhat sophisticated critique of American imperialism, but your historical understanding of the process of this imperialism is all-over-the-place and you seem to have this bizarre tendency to equate "progress" with both "neoliberalism", American hegemony, and "the left", simultaneously. This makes no sense unless, I dunno, you are writing from the perspective of a reactionary literary critique in the 1960s or something. What gives? Is the left an actual "thing that exists" or is it a purely aesthetic artefact? Kaczynski and Moldbug (strong unaccredited influences?), two thinkers with a strong conceptual understanding of "the system" but who had absolutely no understanding of economics or "real" politics made very similar conflations.

    At this point, I feel like I've said my piece and I don't have much to add (at least in the confines of this comment box). But with this last slew of posts, I am trying to get a grip. What exactly are you arguing for?
  • EDWARD_FLEX 12 Mar 13:22 CST
    "somewhat sophisticated" is perhaps the best i can hope for in a rym comment which begs the question of a character limit. though i wasn't thinking of kaczynski when bangin these out, his idea of the self-propagating system is certainly applicable here.

    tbqh, my only intention when re-entering this box was to make an equally schizophrenic opposite to jgar's post. I really hate using these terms (progress/neoliberalism/american hegemony/the left) because they have meant numerous things throughout history, and can really mean a lot of things to different people now (for instance, when i say "the left", i really do mean it in the moldbug/kaczynski sense of "disorder", but this isn't obvious at all unless you're familiar with that sort of perspective). This continual weaseling of words allows us to rehash the same conversations over and over again ad nauseum. Perhaps all of this could likely be simplified (at the risk of excessive moldbuggery) to spiritual whiggery, I just can't help but notice the evil which this blind march towards "progress" (whatever we call it) manifests. I think the discussion of "real" politics or economics is certainly an interesting one which i have some thoughts over, though it's probably best to keep such a discussion outside of this box as that angle really doesn't apply much to this song at all (my weak links to NXP in every comment thus far has really been a test for the mods, are they really reading this? or did they skim it, see "NXP", and move on?).

    to make it 5/5 (in response to JGar), I did not mean at all to imply that NXP thought of any of this as he made the song, he'd likely tell everyone to STFU if he saw this box, but this is what I notice in his work. "cultural promiscuity" to me is simply an internal organ of american imperialism, the power of sex can serve to demoralize and atomize people, especially when the underlying connection between partners is ephemeral. In any case, it's interesting to note that people in the past actually had more sex than their contemporary counterpart, just less partners (i think this is a good thing! people should have more sex, they should just be having sex with the people they love).

    I think the fact that this is reminiscent of a "60's reactionary critique" is natural considering the phase of culture that we're in, living in the shadow of the 20th century. Consider McLuhan in this light, do you think people (in general) heeded the warning that the "medium is the message/massage"? Did people heed it when extended to the cyber domain a la SE:L? Ofc the majority haven't, or else we would've never coined any sort of terms like "NPC" or "wirehead". Perhaps these sorts of conversations are doomed to repeat until they can no longer be relevant (or until there are no more naive internet users, myself included), but I think getting ppl past these pitfalls can be conducive to finding the way out of the 20th century's shadow. Though there is a clear out for those who wish to exit archaic economic conversations (by writing smart contracts), the political really might just be stuck in 60's-esque discussion until we can evolve past this paralysis of ontology (for lack of a better term).

    if there really must be a message to my madness, take it from this:
    “Authoritarians talk about protocols, but the only valid ‘protocol’ would be something like ‘perceive, think, act.’”
    - Raymond Peat, PhD.
  • southernstargazer 13 Mar 12:16 CST
    ^no pussy?
  • southernstargazer 13 Mar 12:19 CST
    Also, this is just the male version of tramp stamps.
  • remote_viewer 13 Mar 20:27 CST
    Love how the main response to this is "lol incel", "shut up you dork", "no bitches???". Goes to show that, despite the eigen RYMoid's conception of himself as a "cybergoth queer punk" rebelling against "capitalist hellword", he is a dyed-in-the-wool conformist, a schoolmarm at heart.
  • remote_viewer 13 Mar 20:29 CST
    Spiritual Millennials have such an odd way of insulting people. Like they're trying to be the school bully and the uptight headmistress at the same time.
  • code_gs 13 Mar 20:51 CST
    ^Hit the nail on the head
  • JGar40 14 Mar 00:00 CST
    "tbqh, my only intention when re-entering this box was to make an equally schizophrenic opposite to jgar's post. I really hate using these terms"

    You went above and beyond my friend.

    "(i think this is a good thing! people should have more sex, they should just be having sex with the people they love)"

    First off, it is not up to us to determine how people live their lives and what does it matter if they love their partners. So long as both involved understand that it won't amount to more, there is no issue of being demoralizing. Consider that marriage and kids were a social obligation for most and that attending college and then dropping out to marry a guy 2 years later is not "true love" in any sense and you will have a far better sense of what you love at age 29 than 19 as would have happened in the 1950s. Do not get me wrong, I would love a permanent monogamous relationship, but it seems to me that you project your own desires as the absolute perfect standard of happiness for everyone. I'd also like to note that this song first and foremost is memorable for its depiction of a stereotypical dyed hair girl with body piercings and what not. That is criticized in the song and yet does not have to mean anything about the sex lives of these women. It does means they have the social right now to appear however they wish to appear, without being concerned if it makes them look like a "slut" or not, which I would say is hardly "minimizing". These elements of their appearance have far transcended anything potentially originally sexually deviant about them (relating to a common criticism that this song is way too non-specific about this "type of girl") and have become nothing more than a means of owning one's own body.
  • JGar40 14 Mar 00:02 CST
    remote_viewer's comments are case in point about my earlier comment regarding the fact that people who put significant stock in the message of this have an incessant need to imagine themselves as the victim being oppressed by groups which they caricaturize into absurd labels. It is a two way street of both kicking by people who claim that they do what they do because they are empathetic and miserably pathetic behavior by the people being criticized. I agree that many opponents of this song lack the capacity to critically engage in discussion but you also lack the capacity for any meaningful self-examination in light of these "no bitches" comments and take it far more seriously than you ought to if it's a vapid comment.
  • Magical_Monkey 14 Mar 04:57 CST
    remote_viewer, lmao give me a break, dude. You complain about the main response being people saying "lol incel" but your review is literally just you making fun of the types of review (such as mine, I guess? Thanks for the +1 btw) that engenders a more "meaningful response".
  • Magical_Monkey 14 Mar 05:23 CST
    EDWARD_FLEX. Sure. I had a suspicion that your definition of "the left" was Moldbug's, which means that in the scope of this discussion, it is more of an aesthetic category than a political one. "The left" as chaos, or Dionysus and Apollo, light and darkness, everything you don't like is simultaneously chaos and the "status quo", whatever you want. Substitute in "the market" for a couple of phrases in the body of your other comments, congratulations, you're now a Marxist (a French one, probably).

    But at the end of the day, you either blame "modern women" on an individual level, and hold them in personal contempt for "cultural promiscuity" (or "rampant stonerism", or taking SSRIs, your list of gripes goes on), or you don't. The former, and this song (and your review), makes sense, but then you can't claim any kind of lofty politics because your vendetta is personal. The latter, and your wider critiques might be salvaged from the pits of a world-view of loathing. This is sort of what I was getting at when we were discussing "cruelty as critique", and it runs both ways too, as we can see by how remote_viewer responded to the "lol incel" comments.

    Precisely why I think the message engendered in this song is dangerous is because it constructs "the dyed-haired girl" as an avatar for all the problems of the modern male (your incel), and you seem to implicitly sympathise with this. And you delude yourself into thinking that cruelty towards this avatar will solve the problems that she represents for you. But you're chasing phantoms, at that point, and hurting real people. To be clear: I am not accusing you of being a cruel person (I believe you're a decent person and you have engaged in the discussion respectfully and so on) and I'm not accusing you of any kind of -ism, but I do assert that there are implications beyond the song itself, about why one sympathises with it.
  • frogychairuwu 14 Mar 08:22 CST
    the amount of 5 star reviews by users who've only rated like 1 other song is too high
  • EDWARD_FLEX 14 Mar 10:46 CST
    Magical_Monkey whether i like it or not makes no difference, any present "marxism" (I haven't read any of his works directly, so I'm probably not one to make such a qualifying statement) is probably downstream from my preference of a middle way. Though my definition of the left is likely analogous to someone like moldbug's, i really use it because it's how "the left" was originally defined (people like to pose that "the left" and "the right" have flipped places since the original definition, but it's really only the sense of centralization/decentralization which flipped, at risk of an oversimplified example, classic anarchy vs. monarchy -> modern socialism vs. libertarianism, i don't believe that the post-modern poles have been named yet). In other words, i'm not allergic to the Dionysian, but i'm wary of what it entails.

    To clear something up, I don't blame women for this at all, not even when I wrote this original review (any shaking fists should probably be directed at their fathers who failed them). I notice now that I hadn't applied as much attention to this as I should've (as it's really applicable to this track), but "bad women" only exist due to a history of bad men. This "list of gripes" is really a "list of symptoms" to me. Again, the line "But honestly I'd still hit if I could" takes any "critique" of women & returns it twofold back to men, one can only take any talk of "sour grapes" so seriously. I empathize with them because I was once close to taking a similar path in life, which is funny considering that this is perhaps the demographic i have been most cruel to w.r.t. this single (to the person in this screenshot if they're reading this, i apologize for being so dismissive, we were all naive at one point & I shouldn't have knocked you for this). I firmly believe that both "characters" (caricatures of the "incel" and the "roastie") in this track should be shamed if they were to manifest in these forms, but that, as you warn, such shame shouldn't come from a place of loathing. It might seem odd, but I believe you can shame someone out of love (agape), to prod them a bit over whether something is helping them or hurting them can really only be done by someone who cares, right? For men, this can only be done by example, as if to say "honestly, you could hit it, but you're an 'incel' because you don't really want to, do you?". Considering our correspondence & some of the reviews you've written, I think you understand & exercise this (if there was any "uncredited moldbug" in your works, I would certainly point to the clearpill, but I don't believe in any sort of IP).

    To JGar40, "love" is too vague, the specific love i mean would be found in greek words "storge" and "pragma". It certainly isn't up to me to decide how people live their lives, but the people would certainly live much more fulfilling lives if they focused on the long-term over continually being pulled by the leashes of eros, or worse, mania. If you can't change how people live their lives, you certainly can't change how they think, do you think is this true? I don't, but I also don't think you can convince everyone to stop seeing a "slut" where they see a "slut". The critique of the incel is equally non-specific & faulty, some "incels" may engage in this sort of hate, but it is only to their detriment if they do. To wrap it up, there's something that's sort of important for us men to remember, women can't truly consent to casual sex because their "consent" is predicated on an understanding that the man sticks around afterward should she desire, even if they aren't consciously aware of this themselves. Put this in your pipe & smoke it however you please.

    Though I don't mean to speak for him, I don't think remote_viewer is talking about either of you guys (he seems to be referring to the lazy one liners between our messages). In-fact, the fact that he makes this post in defense of my dissent which actually references deleuze | mcluhan | baudrillard | debord is not at all coincidental, and you'd be a fool to think that this is sort of humor is lost upon him (it's really one of the unspoken points in his review, the type of person making that thread is almost certainly talking out of their ass). I don't think it's charitable to shrug off his comments over the spiritual nanny (a manifest crypto anglo-supremacism) simply because he can extract the essence of the issue in 10x less words than i've chosen to, consider your recoiling against his message in this light.
  • Magical_Monkey 14 Mar 11:43 CST
    EDWARD_FLEX, I understand your position a bit better now, though, I continue to fundamentally disagree with the world-view that underpins that position. But, at least you don't seem to be a hypocrite or harbour any malicious intent. To continue such a discussion would mean really getting into the nitty-gritty of politics and philosophy, and I think that's out of the scope of this comment box. Anywho, I think that's all from me, at least for the time being.

    Btw, the Marxism comment was a joke, riffing off your bit on "word weaselling".
  • mouseypoo13 15 Mar 00:11 CST
    mfs writing essays on this song
  • remote_viewer 15 Mar 02:30 CST
    To clarify my views: "youth rebellion" is the status quo, and has been accommodated and enabled by mass media since the post-war period. The "punk" movement is the vanguard of the capitalist class, its goal to destroy barriers that prevent life from being dictated by pure market forces. Traditional family, community organizations, religion: all things w/ a logic of their own that operate outside of capitalism, outside of the neolib order.

    "Punks" and other social reformers will also make lip service to economic leftism, but rarely make any concrete changes or proposals in this regard, and are in fact quickly assimilated into the market system. Social barriers to capital are easier to destroy, and in practice have already been largely destroyed, because they "chafe" against a system whose prime mover is the market. This is the root of the vast majority of "punk" victories (read "the system's neatest trick" by uncle ted for more in this vein).

    I find most punk music dismal, one-note and creatively bankrupt; all subversive elements in it were dead in the water by the time the average person became aware. I find the industrial, minimal wave, post-punk scenes that followed far superior w.r.t making good music and enabling genuine dissident voices. I like this song because it's an inversion of punk; it portrays, in great detail, a profile of someone who has fully internalized the "punk" mentality and become physically and mentally sick as a result. Her character has been so deeply conditioned by market forces that it's indistinguishable from those of millions of other girls, can be described w/ a laundry list of brands and images. In trying to be "liberated", she has subjected herself to one of the most insidious systems of mind control to ever exist.

    The "lol incel" critiques do, in fact, give a very incisive look into the mind of one's interlocutor. The person making the critique sees women as perfect judges of character, the companionship of a woman as a self-evident sign of virtue. As women have been more socially conformist than men for all of human history (see: gender composition of every fringe group to ever exist, except for explicitly feminist or lesbian ones), the subtext is that the person being insulted is socially marginal, and therefore wrong, whereas the person making the insult is in society's good graces, and therefore right.

    I'd go so far as to say that *no* movement is truly subversive unless it "scares the hoes" to an extent.
  • Dr_Chair 15 Mar 16:31 CST
    This comment box probably deserves to be closed more than the Sewerslvt ones did
  • Frull 16 Mar 11:05 CST
    Ehh, not really - in all fairness, as over the top and increasingly irrelevant to the actual single as they are, the ongoing discussions in this comment box at least maintain a certain level of substance and respect between people of opposing views as of late
  • vindilion 16 Mar 11:40 CST
    write a fucking book
  • JGar40 16 Mar 14:03 CST
    " 'youth rebellion' is the status quo, and has been accommodated and enabled by mass media since the post-war period."

    Rebellion is a constant that works against and requires the 'staus quo' but rebellion is not itself the status quo which defined the current rules and acceptable motions in society. I merely stare my opposition to this because I find it a pretty nonsensical point.

    "The person making the critique sees women as perfect judges of character, the companionship of a woman as a self-evident sign of virtue. As women have been more socially conformist than men for all of human history (see: gender composition of every fringe group to ever exist, except for explicitly feminist or lesbian ones), the subtext is that the person being insulted is socially marginal"

    Completely unsubstantiated fundamental ("it rings true for all of human history") sexism (women were extremely heavily involved in nearly all social protest of the 20th century which makes it even more bogus) wow with a side dish of straw manning the opposition and creating imaginary absolute viewpoints to argue against. There is a very scarce minority of people in this world who believe or have ever argued that women are perfect "judges of character", as you state. There is plenty to be said about the commodification of sex, the believed inferiority of the male virgin, but your stated views do virtually none of it any favors.
  • JGar40 16 Mar 14:09 CST
    "I'd go so far as to say that *no* movement is truly subversive unless it "scares the hoes" to an extent."

    There are other demographic groups in this society (some of which have a lot of overlap) and there are other viewpoints in this world which are not gendered that one could subvert governance-wise, economically, intellectually, etc etc but of course a baiting faux-punk would say that all subversive movements should be underpinned with an intent to scare the hoes, as if they're some kind of bourgeoisie or power elite, even though a great many women probably experience many of the same oppressive forces you do.
  • Peatrude 16 Mar 16:39 CST
    oh so this is where all the incel schizoids hang out
  • EDWARD_FLEX 17 Mar 08:48 CST
    "write a fucking book"
  • JGar40 17 Mar 23:20 CST
    lol
  • INoLuv 18 Mar 11:28 CST
    I wish there existed albums that have the same type of lyrics and message of this song but with instrumentals like Pinkerton, would be great, because it would be a mixture of the great melodies and instrumentals of Pinkerton plus the great lyrics that i love on this Negative Xp song, is unfortunate that Negative Xp has a awful production with very generic instrumentals (Pinkerton does not satisfy the craving, since the lyrics are all about self-hatred and shame).

    Maybe one day there will be a genuine musician that tries this combination, for now remains only the craving, like i said on a previous comment.
  • INoLuv 18 Mar 11:31 CST
    If there were a musician that really tried to make a combination of Pinkerton and the lyrics at the same vibe of this scott pilgrim song, it would be really fun, but i do not think that any artist would dare to make a bold move to make this combination, would also be a challenge to make the album cohesive and coherent too.
  • JGar40 18 Mar 12:58 CST
    I mean Pinkerton is a bit more self-aware and I prefer that but yeah instrumentation wise I could go for some Rivers Cuomo guitars as opposed to whatever these riffs are.
  • Polage2001 22 Mar 13:21 CST
    least socially maligned RYM comment box
  • MAN0 24 Mar 11:57 CST
    Siren ring calling, ambulance sound
    Drain Gang track you down like a Bloodhound
    I can't even trust myself when the night comes
    Four doors, red or blue, pick the right one
    It's some writing on the wall, it said "Die scum"
    No heart, but I do wish I had one
    And my baby wanna know what I'm scared of
    Don't worry, it's been taken care of
    Bladee, I'm coming for the trash like a trashman
    Hell Gang, put that back in the trash can
    I can't even trust myself when the night comes
    Step on my head twice like a cockroach
  • BlvrrBlvrrBlvrr 24 Mar 14:59 CST
    based off of what i've seen on RYM so far, its incredibly surprising that this comment box is still here
  • Battler_Ushiromiya 25 Mar 15:08 CST
    OMG PLEASE GO OUTSIDE, TOUCH SOME GRASS AND TALK TO ACTUAL PEOPLE IN A REAL LIFE SITUATION
  • c2nj 25 Mar 15:11 CST
    prob one of the best comment boxes honestly
    i do wonder why so many rymers are afraid, or even hostile, towards genuine discussion, even if it's over a song such as this. i gain far more from these overindulgent paragraphs than i do from the common snarky one-liners or digs at caricatures of imagined listeners
  • AudreyBelrose 30 Mar 21:06 CST
    i think if u dont go outside much you really overestimate the amount of young people who are quote-unquote rebellious slutty egirls or whatever. even at quirky liberal arts colleges most ppl r just normies
  • JTansley 31 Mar 04:16 CST
    Siren ring calling, ambulance sound
    Drain Gang track you down like a Bloodhound
    I can't even trust myself when the night comes
    Four doors, red or blue, pick the right one
    It's some writing on the wall, it said "Die scum"
    No heart, but I do wish I had one
    And my baby wanna know what I'm scared of
    Don't worry, it's been taken care of
    Bladee, I'm coming for the trash like a trashman
    Hell Gang, put that back in the trash can
    I can't even trust myself when the night comes
    Step on my head twice like a cockroach [2]

    Every time I close my eyes I stop existing
    Every now and again I can't tell the difference
    Woke up falling, I'm still falling off of buildings
    Want a new addiction, wanna fall victim
    Something you might crush my heart but I'ma risk it
    And I'm still sinking, need a curse lifted
    Blacklisted at all the clubs but I can fix this
    Think I need stitches, pray to three sixes
  • Plasma1sms 31 Mar 20:54 CST
    Siren ring calling, ambulance sound
    Drain Gang track you down like a Bloodhound
    I can't even trust myself when the night comes
    Four doors, red or blue, pick the right one
    It's some writing on the wall, it said "Die scum"
    No heart, but I do wish I had one
    And my baby wanna know what I'm scared of
    Don't worry, it's been taken care of
    Bladee, I'm coming for the trash like a trashman
    Hell Gang, put that back in the trash can
    I can't even trust myself when the night comes
    Step on my head twice like a cockroach [3]

    Every time I close my eyes I stop existing
    Every now and again I can't tell the difference
    Woke up falling, I'm still falling off of buildings
    Want a new addiction, wanna fall victim
    Something you might crush my heart but I'ma risk it
    And I'm still sinking, need a curse lifted
    Blacklisted at all the clubs but I can fix this
    Think I need stitches, pray to three sixes [2]

    I wanna see heads roll, execute past life
    Hundred white birds, ninety-nine fall out the sky
    Fast life, race against time, it will outrun you
    Rains return to the earth, sunlight to the underworld
    Maybe in another life we could be lovers
    Eversince we met, these thoughts keep getting worse
    Iron will, ironed shirt, now I want a Fendi purse
    I don't talk with empty words, what is any of it worth?
  • code_gs 01 Apr 03:52 CST
    @AudreyBelrose I went to a moderate Texas college and I do not think it is overstated in the slightest
  • code_gs 01 Apr 03:52 CST
    Though not the exact terms I would use to describe them
  • EDWARD_FLEX 02 Apr 17:45 CST
    AudreyBelrose
    I get the sensation that you're excluding a large chunk of the population we're describing here as "normie" because you view them as beneath you (p.s. "going outside" is not the same as "talking to people"). IT'S COO tho, this is in your nature.

    In case I have you pegged wrong though, feel free to humor this question:
    how many "young people who are quote-unquote rebellious slutty egirls or whatever" is too many to you?
  • INoLuv 02 Apr 20:05 CST
    This scott pilgrim song had potential instrumentally, since (as i said on a previous comment) the lyrics are already the highlight and are good, unfortunately the instrumentals are simply catchy but not good, altough better than other negative xp songs (because negative xp makes bad music in general), this one his is best song.

    Also, it is funny how the comment box is filled with pretentious self-righteous intelectuals eager to defend the subject of the song, they are definitely more conscious and virtuous than me for sure. Overall, i am still craving an album that sounds like Pinkerton but with lyrics that approach the same concept of this negative xp song, as i pointed already, unfortunately there will never be an album like that and, even if it had, it would have flaws like this scott pilgrim song, like on the part about "thirty years old but act like she is 16" which is a line that does not make sense at all.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 03 Apr 11:38 CST
    INoLuv I can't help but notice that either:
    - your teletype is on the fritz rehashing posts over and over
    - you truly are a tortured soul who's awaiting an NXP who sounds a bit more like Weezer.

    I really hoped that our continued disengagement with you would inspire you to instead examine why you desire such a fusion, become that artist you wanna see, or at-least do something better than signal an article of taste every post, yet it's clear through your persistence, and desperate attempt to grab my attention, that this isn't on your itinerary.

    I didn't even really wanna respond to your post, but my mother had walked into my room as I was reading it, and she was wondering why nobody was responding to you. I told her "Mom, he's really disconnected from the actual discussion at hand, no different than the snarky one-liners that we're rallying against.", but she wasn't convinced of this, she believed that you were much more deserving of respect than this.

    To be honest, I still don't understand what she saw in you, but more-so than anything else, I really don't like disappointing my mother. I have faith in her judgements, thus I'm obliged to let U kno: Nice blog.
  • JGar40 03 Apr 14:10 CST
    Oh my god this box is now just an indecipherable gold mine of comedy.
  • JGar40 03 Apr 14:19 CST
    I don't know how y'all can seem yourself arbiters of good faith discussion and complain about people bashing you for being incels, when you respond to someone with, to paraphrase, "it's in your nature because you're a whore". You've immediately decided people can't give you an intellectual response or at all change your mind. Just like what people to do those who have been pegged incels.
  • JGar40 03 Apr 14:19 CST
    You seek constant verification for your views, you're gonna get it.
  • JGar40 03 Apr 14:21 CST
    "Also, it is funny how the comment box is filled with pretentious self-righteous intelectuals eager to defend the subject of the song,"

    And you're eager to defend the artist, there's nothing intrinsically more pretentious or self-righteous about what I or others have done than what you and like-minded individuals have done.
  • INoLuv 03 Apr 14:45 CST
    Negative xp is an awful artist and musician and not genuine, he himself thinks low of his equally awful fanbase, it is simply funny how people write paragraphs and essays to defend the subject of the song, that is surely pretentious, a content that is expected from reddit. At the end, we all feel "...honestly I'd still hit if I could", just in different ways.
  • JGar40 03 Apr 20:59 CST
    Yeah I suppose I might hit it if I saw Ramona Flowers
  • EDWARD_FLEX 04 Apr 00:21 CST
    JGar40
    > when you respond to someone with, to paraphrase, "it's in your nature because you're a whore".

    projection? It's frankly embarrassing that I have to spell it out for you. It's in her nature as a woman. Where you saw "whore", I saw "wh0refeelings". Wouldn't this handle showcase in a sense an externalization of the feeling? The transcendence beyond being defined as "whore", instead, a feeling held by the individual? For you to assume that I see "whore" here & call me out on it is in essence as egregious as calling her a whore yourself. THIS IS THE PRICE OF PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH.

    Besides, I'm not shutting anybody out, or banishing them from forgiveness (not very christ-like behavior!). You started ignoring me once my statements became too troublesome to contest, and now you sloppily swoop in at illusory "easy pickings" while ignoring the second part of my message which actually opens a line to dialogue. It's clear now that you approach this box with a poisoned heart & ill intent, yet despite this, I won't shut you out either JGar!
  • Magical_Monkey 04 Apr 09:53 CST
    Now, this is Discourse™. I’ll try and stay out of it this time, you guys have fun!
  • firesontheplain 07 Apr 02:16 CST
    i think this is the first time ive ever seen someone publicly state that they showed someone else their arguement in a rym comment box let alone their own mom lmao
  • JGar40 07 Apr 23:47 CST
    I have no agenda and can't profess to feeling anything at all to you. And again, with every individual you interact with, it seems as if you enter and exit with the assumption + statement that they couldn't understand because their heart is innately tainted. And if that's the case then what is discussion for but a means of bolstering your ego/confirmation bias? If people are discussing this, it's not to receive your "forgiveness". I ignored you out of disinterest and because as I stated earlier in the box, I've been through this type of box before and the mods are stringent on what constitutes civil behavior.
  • JGar40 07 Apr 23:49 CST
    These are absolutely silly pseudo-intellectual semantics. You are saying she has "whore feelings" and that some degree of that feeling is "in the nature" of a woman. Your spelling it out for my embarrassing self only makes it more transparent. You are calling her a whore in a roundabout way by virtue of all women being whores. There is no more charitable way for me to interpret, as you have currently constructed your argument in English. Suppose there is a distinction, what are you adding to Discourse ™ by observing her "wh0refeelings"? Does it serve any purpose but to shut out? I mean just randomly post a link for the sole purpose of "look at this girl, quite peculiar!". I suppose you're not "shutting them out", rather talking to them in a way that they would never in their right mind respond, not for fear of the topic, but for the uncharitable way you approach them. It's also a very adolescent argument to say "projecting much" but I digress. She used silly language on her card. But by virtue of me saying that your critique of her was wrong, I think it was implicit that I don't think she is a "whore" in any pejorative sense because unlike many here I find it difficult to extrapolate entire personalities from internet comments.
  • JGar40 07 Apr 23:56 CST
    "not very christ-like behavior!" "THIS IS THE PRICE OF PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH."

    May I guess what your favorite album of 2019 was?

    Anyways I hope this elucidates why exactly this is a two way street and perhaps those in this box who are complaining that they are being called "incels" by many online can now attempt to play an active role in preventing this miscommunication. I do not advocate politics of hate.
  • JGar40 07 Apr 23:56 CST
    i think this is the first time ive ever seen someone publicly state that they showed someone else their arguement in a rym comment box let alone their own mom lmao [2]
  • robotfrom1984 08 Apr 10:50 CST
    "I'd still hit it if I could"
  • EDWARD_FLEX 08 Apr 11:37 CST
    no JGar40, anyone can understand, anyone can elucidate, you’ve simply chosen instead to do neither & obfuscate. I do not “ban” anyone from forgiveness as that’s Allah’s domain, but I understand that its easier for you to pretend that i’m not open to new understandings as it enables your laziness in engagement. When you’re ready to apply yourself as an “intellectual” (lol) & engage what i’m actually saying instead of coping through faux-stoicism (“can't profess to feeling anything at all” preceding 4 posts of conjecture) & buzzwords which reek of sour grapes (“pseudo-intellectual semantics”), you will likely succeed in reaching me.

    “whorefeelings” are inherent in all domesticated beings (male or female), a sexual instance of desire. To accept this & keep it as feeling one occasionally encounters instead of an obsession which consumes oneself (whorebehavior) marks an step upwards beyond the sorry state of an animal enslaved by desire, no? This is all I meant to highlight, that Audrey likely shrugged off (internet poisoned) “normies” who would fit precisely in this category bc she is poised ~1-2 steps above them. It really makes me sad that you’re admitting to thinking of her as a whore (where you do so “non-pejoratively”, I do not make such a judgement at all!). I’m not going to press further on this though, if you’re really settled thinking she’s a whore (how can you even say such a thing without it being a pejorative?), I can’t help you. If anything, she likely didn’t respond because:
    1. she doesn’t frequent this box nearly as much as we do
    2. my question was really a rhetorical one, simply asking that question revealed the point of disagreement.

    poster physiognomy is real btw…

    My favorite album of 2019 was Saijiki by 3776, unsure how this is any sort of “zinger”. You’re the smart one after all, go ahead, tell me, how is this a “dunk”?
  • barosielle 08 Apr 18:34 CST
    what an interesting song! i wonder what the comment box will look like
  • JGar40 08 Apr 21:30 CST
    "its easier for you to pretend that i’m not open to new understandings as it enables your laziness in engagement."

    It's not a product of laziness, it's because your writing makes it evident. This isn't the first time I have talked back and forth on this site. "faux-stoicism", obviously I care about the words themselves, but you accused me of a poisoned heart and ill intent and I don't feel much about people who I don't know. Optimally, one should discuss things without being overtaken by emotion, this does not preclude discussion or "conjecture" as you say.

    "buzzwords which reek of sour grapes (“pseudo-intellectual semantics”)"

    This is extremely ironic, but let's not list examples. If you struggle comprehending basic English which I don't believe you do, I was saying that you were intentionally obfuscating words to make it seem as if you were saying something distinct from what I said, when your clarified meaning had fundamentally the exact same implications.

    "“whorefeelings” are inherent in all domesticated beings (male or female), a sexual instance of desire"

    So you turned it into a sensationalized buzzword instead of speaking in plain English (or charitably you used her invention to muddle discussion). And now you shift it to "it affects all of us regardless of gender" when you stated 2 comments ago " it's in her nature as a woman". And if it affects all of us, there's literally nothing poignant about saying that because if you suffer from it too, you too would "simply not understand". Ultimately, it was entirely possible for you to expose this simple disagreement of perception on how people actually behave irl without any of this fluff about so called "wh0refeelings".

    "where you do so “non-pejoratively”" only in the sense that she plants the word by lightheartedly and nonchalantly calling herself that and I can't determine how one feels based off that. I do not think it in any substantiative way and to intentionally misconstrue my view like that is disingenuous. You brought up that card link unnecessarily in the first place so it would seem you care more about this notion than I do.

    "You’re the smart one after all, go ahead, tell me, how is this a “dunk”?"

    Thank you for the compliment. It was further to display that you dig yourself in a hole as much as others are covering you with the dirt. The zinger was that you were literally speaking like Kanye West from Jesus is King (2019).

    "I do not “ban” anyone from forgiveness"

    I addressed this but you still insist that I am saying this. And to the onlookers of the car crash, I'm well aware what EDWARD_FLEX appears to be, but I will not impose that label upon them.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 08 Apr 22:25 CST
    > Optimally, one should discuss things without being overtaken by emotion, this does not preclude discussion or "conjecture" as you say.

    observe how the faux-stoic turns a discussion into a pissing contest of who's "less emotional", regardless of whether or not he really believes it

    >but let's not list examples

    cause you have none

    > "it affects all of us regardless of gender" when you stated 2 comments ago " it's in her nature as a woman".

    yes, it's in her nature as a woman to use this to position herself above/away-from others, it's "pick-me" behavior. lol. Again, you only miss this through reading me uncharitably

    >So you turned it into a sensationalized buzzword instead of speaking in plain English

    let me spell out the difference for you. You throw around buzzwords that were programmed into your mind through media, I coin never-before-heard neologisms on the spot like its breathing. We Are Not The Same.

    > Ultimately, it was entirely possible for you to expose this simple disagreement of perception on how people actually behave irl without any of this fluff about so called "wh0refeelings".

    de gustibus non disputandum est, you'll get it when you're older

    > to intentionally misconstrue my view like that is disingenuous

    "I think it was implicit that I don't think she is a "whore" in any pejorative sense" -JGar40
    why add this qualifier "in any perjorative sense" then? I don't mind chalking this up to a miscommunication if you were being overly formal.

    >The zinger was that you were literally speaking like Kanye West from Jesus is King (2019)

    ok?

    >I addressed this but you still insist that I am saying this.

    "And again, with every individual you interact with, it seems as if you enter and exit with the assumption + statement that they couldn't understand because their heart is innately tainted"

    "I'm well aware what EDWARD_FLEX appears to be, but I will not impose that label upon them." (as you're doing here?)

    ofc, it's cause you continued to say it until the very last word.

    0/10, it's clear that you're fishing for my attention at this point.
  • JGar40 09 Apr 12:40 CST
    "observe how the faux-stoic turns a discussion into a pissing contest of who's "less emotional""

    It's not my agenda, you're the one who brought up that I must have ill intent and be a faux-stoic. If you make such a claim of someone, expect responses.

    "it's in her nature as a woman to use this to position herself above/away-from others, it's "pick-me" behavior"

    Which is a completely unsubstantiated, and resultantly from the lack of substantiation, sexist claim.

    "You throw around buzzwords that were programmed into your mind through media"

    You see what I mean? You either are or roleplay as being superior and intellectual, you hold your views as an absolute truth, and shut out others by means of their demographic or because they are "brainwashed by the media". Whether you are an incel is something that I could not know bar self-admission but this is exactly the issue that plagues many of the people who are accused of such in discussions of songs such as this.

    "THE PRICE OF PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH"
    "de gustibus non disputandum est, you'll get it when you're older"
    "You throw around buzzwords that were programmed into your mind through media, I coin never-before-heard neologisms on the spot like its breathing. We Are Not The Same."
    "poster physiognomy is real btw…"
    "the drawn out joke about your own mother towards INoLuv"

    "I'm well aware" that to the average person in this comment box you appear to be a troll as every single tactic and mannerism of your writing indicates so, as you dance around and only occasionally touch the actual point, and use intentionally baity and memey phrases as if the extent of my internet experience starts and ends at Tumblr.com. I acknowledge that there are others in this comment box who hold a similar opinion on the lyrics in this song, who are not trolls and in fact appear to be very genuine about their beliefs. To not mince words, yes I personally believe you're a troll and have believed so quite a while, but have argued to the fullest possible extent against only the words. The difficulty is heightened as you have no reservations against judging people based on nothing. Your last sentence is ironic as I would say we are both attention whores.
  • JGar40 09 Apr 13:01 CST
    Further clarification for "pissing contest", prior to these 2 comments, I never suggested in the slightest that you were emotional and was merely rebuking your claim that I was. My desire to respond to every claim leveled towards me may be a fault.

    If my troll assessment is wrong, I would at least maintain that looking at optics, it is quite difficult to make one challenge their "brainwashed" mentality when approached when w/ such a manner of speaking. That aside, I hardly imagine this is going to get back to the cultural debate that is the crux of this song and my interest in seeing it further devolve is limited. There was a point in this box where actual points were maintained.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 09 Apr 13:41 CST
    "To not mince words, yes I personally believe you're a troll and have believed so quite a while"
    Q.E.D.
  • JGar40 09 Apr 21:41 CST
    The issue is that I gave you serious credibility throughout, dating far back to the weird discussion of this song and imperialism, because it would not be constructive to approach anyone as a troll, but time and time again you indicated as much especially when questioned about the points about "whores" and women and most evident in your three paragraph shitpost against user INoLuv, so it is due time to acknowledge what is likely reality to all onlookers and what I can't deny is highly probable. One cannot do this in perpetuity.
  • Souliousery 09 Apr 23:52 CST
    this comment section is why we should quarantine all music nerds to this website
  • EDWARD_FLEX 10 Apr 09:45 CST
    so your final stand over this grave you’ve excavated is to lie about your actions, put words in the audiences mouth & brazenly assert that playful side commentary should disqualify one from serious consideration? (tell me JGar, you dont seriously think I was trolling Magical_Monkey, do you?)

    if you’re so sure about this, then it would be fine to let the user read the whole exchange & make up their mind for themselves, no?
  • schmoose 10 Apr 15:38 CST
    tfw u get no pousy
  • JGar40 10 Apr 21:36 CST
    I think you willfully mix BS trolling/jokes that only detract from the discussion with mildly well thought out points. They are walls of text that take on the appearance of having far more to say than they actually do. And yes, I would say everything you said to Magical_Monkey was more serious and with genuine intent not to let discussion devolve into taunts. I have not "lied about my actions".

    and of course i promote people making their own judgements but I do possess a basic social awareness and can read the other comments posted in this box
  • EDWARD_FLEX 11 Apr 01:46 CST
    when you repeatedly boast of your “social awareness”, are you lying to me, yourself, God, or the girl reading this?
  • EDWARD_FLEX 11 Apr 01:50 CST
    sorry 2 hear that you’re currently incel schmoose, you’ll have your comeuppance some day
  • JGar40 11 Apr 18:05 CST
    what? not everything is a fucking game bro, get off the illuminati qanon grindset, it's not good for you

    it is not impossible i am incorrect but i do believe what i am saying. And note my usage of the word "basic", as in just enough to understand that I am viewed as paranoid and hyperonline and that you are viewed as incel with a pack of dogwhistles. Any more than "basic" and we probably wouldn't be discussing this. And it appears a point of contention for you which is why I have said this multiple times.
  • EDWARD_FLEX 12 Apr 13:38 CST
    To prevent further brain damage (not my intention, I apologize for this!), I'll wrap it up here. There's no "illuminati qanon grindset" here, no "dog-whistles" from my end, certainly no "inceldom" (I've had the misfortune of needing to toke out of the jezebel's dirty bong before realizing the emptiness inherent to this sort of dance). Believe it or not, none of this humor here is lost upon me, though I guess one can't expect the other to hear them out.
  • JGar40 12 Apr 19:20 CST
    Okay I've read a lot of shit but I ain't reading that article, happy that happened for you or not. Also that's an absolute cap about the jezebel, they like being referred to as humans, not biblical archetypes.
  • hairsnatcher 12 Apr 20:40 CST
    i think both of you should kill yourselves for having opinions at all
  • violetinreal 13 Apr 06:14 CST
    this is the worst comment box on the site. this is it. the culmination of misogynist music nerd-ism, the endless penance of "irony" and views on women distilled into the worst 600-ish statements made on this entire web site. God
  • EDWARD_FLEX 13 Apr 07:44 CST
    JGar40 lollll you’re sooooooooooo
    violetinreal welcome to rym, you’ll see worse
    hairsnatcher at-least we exist
  • JGar40 13 Apr 15:27 CST
    "welcome to rym, you’ll see worse"

    short of the times comment boxes were closed doubt it
  • JGar40 13 Apr 15:31 CST
    i agree hairsnatcher, at least about myself, although it's a bit mean. why are any of us here if not to give unfounded opinions?
  • Magical_Monkey 14 Apr 04:34 CST
    I think staying out of that last round of Discourse™ was a wise decision. Someone ought to save the whole entire discussion for posterity's sake before the mods nuke the box.